NYC is getting fucked by humidity from El Niño from the South and fucked by Canadian wildfires from the North at the same time.
Meteorologists are officially calling this phenomenon “Getting Eiffel Towered by the weather,” and they recommend you stay indoors
Elon Musk is gonna be hiring for the moon base like
Moon Base Operator: scorching hot days, freezing cold nights, never see anyone you care about again, the moon dust literally cuts the inside of your lungs if you track it into the base.
$20 per hour
A couple was running in the middle of an icy road and when I passed them in my car they waved at me to say thank you. To show my displeasure, I decided not to wave back which, in midwestern culture is the equivalent of spitting on them and cursing their unborn children