Corey Miller

[Corey Miller @CoreyTHEMiller]

Me too, god. Me too. https://t.co/9CnAw9LAa1

[Jhallcomics on Blooski🦋 @JHallComics]

Micheal Crichton had one bad experience at an amusement park as a kid and fucked him up forever.

[VICE @VICE]

Basically. #electionnight

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

The last time the Cubs won the World Series, the Wright Brothers were debating if aeroplanes could ever fly from NYC to Paris

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

The last time the Chicago Cubs won the World Series, the cosmic object known as Pluto was not yet discovered

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

The last time the Chicago Cubs won the World Series, the existence of the Atom had only recently been established.

[Corey Miller @CoreyTHEMiller]

Not mind blowing. I said this after one viewing. One of my first comments about the movie, I thought it was supposed to be pretty obvious? https://t.co/q2nFlkzRJp

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

I sometimes confuse watching political coverage with swan-diving into a swimming pool filled with liquid rabies.

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(925): I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.

[comedycentral @ComedyCentral]

Astronomers spend most of their time trying to make astrologers look stupid.

[chuuch @ch000ch]

god: u gotta build a boat
noah: can't u build ur own boat.. i mean, ur god
god: [nervously] no i can i just wanna see if u know how

[Corey Miller @CoreyTHEMiller]

@leahcaR711 I heard how do you sleep the other day and literally wondered exactly that. He was a house party staple!

[GeoTheHero 🎨 Ko-fi Commissions! @GeorgeRottkamp]

New @dorkly strip! Overwatch: 1 Hour In vs. 40 Hours In. Written by @AndyBridgman Check it! https://t.co/b0PxGmeAGz

[Corey Miller @CoreyTHEMiller]

@wallen22miranda look up @DStanton

[Corey Miller @CoreyTHEMiller]

@wallen22miranda it does if you friend zone the right guy!

[Dungeons And Donalds @DungeonsDonald]

In trade, melee and EVERYTHING else, it will be D&D FIRST! This will lead to our ult goal: MAKE DRAGONS GREAT AGAIN!

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

#spoilers