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39. She got a new postcard from him every week until they suddenly stopped. She kept the box of postcards in the kitchen to remind herself that he was real.
I’d really hope that in the future more accurate reporting went into the articles written about the Honey-Do festival, but I’m sure your headline “Hundreds Attacked in Honey-Do Festival” garnished the attention you were looking for.
34. Dear Editor, I’m sorry to hear that the visitors sustained so many bee stings during the annual Honey-Do festival. However, it is my understanding that the incident started when the guy with the bee suit knocked over the bee hives while holding his selfie stick
and backed up past the rope barrier and chain linked fence to “get a better view.” The white outfit his fiancé was wearing wasn’t even a beekeeper’s suit, but a painter’s suit with cheese cloth draped over her head.
29. “And where’s Tyler?” the receptionist asked. “I’m Tyler,” he replied holding his throbbing jaw. It wasn’t until he saw the little chairs and the cartoon pictures of open-jawed lions that he realized he made an appointment with a pediatric dentist.