got a cute little flower jam for my mama. my mom spent a lot of time in the garden in our front yard planting pansies. when she’d come inside for some iced tea she always smelled of mulch. somehow it was the best… https://t.co/KMadkCX8Ld
man last night: so what are you?
me: white
man: no like what ARE you?
me: white
man: i don’t think so. have you ever heard of 23andMe?
me: this is a really odd way to flirt but yeah