Corinne Shank

survivor of salmonella from cookie dough | trying to phase out the word "literally" of everyday jargon one moron at a time | Boomer☝🏼️ HTX

[Julia Ioffe @juliaioffe]

The irony of Trump calling FIFA to overturn
a red card for Balogun because he knows the U.S. can’t win without Balogun, who only qualifies for the U.S. team because of birthright citizenship, which Trump just tried to overturn.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Y'all ever notice that when your life doesn't revolve around the workplace..
People at work kinda dislike you..

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Hate on her all you want, but animals are drawn to her, kids gravitate to her, strangers confide in her, people feel safe around her, and there’s a reason for it all, energy never lies.

[Brandon Walker @BFW]

Maybe we should’ve done a better job of noticing that all of Texas A&M’s SEC opponents were below this line.

[Corinne Shank @corinneshank]

@KyleThompson168 It’s such a relief when it’s over lemme tell ya

[Sooners Insider @SoonersInsider]

Seems like a good time to bring this back

[ESPN @espn]

Wait for the zoom out 😮

[Oklahoma Football @OU_Football]

Tonight’s game marked the first time Alabama did not score a touchdown since the 2011 season.

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

So it begins.

MAGA is about to find out how tariffs actually work first hand.

[c @caitlyntyler21]

take a shot every time someone you went to high school with posts “no matter who is president jesus is king” on their instagram story today

[Amanda 🫶🏻 @dearreaderr13]

remember when Anna Delvey got voted off DWTS the first week because she’s a convicted felon… where was that energy when voting for a literal PRESIDENT …???

[KHOU 11 News Houston @KHOU]

The U.S. has never had two Black women serve together at the same time in the Senate.
https://t.co/ejGWM4eBSI

[Corinne Shank @corinneshank]

@HoustonISD Lmao use the bonus you gave yourself to fund those schools with dire needs. The teachers will always do what is best for the kids but I bet you won’t.

[Kathleen @kathleenkatkath]

Every 2-4 years I’m reminded that I’ve been deceived by the many positive male relationships and friendships I have in my life enough to forget how much this country fundamentally loathes women

[Kate 🪬🤍🇺🇸 @ImSpeaking13]

I’m just a girl, standing in front of the world, asking for a President who isn’t a rapist.

[TRAV @_TRAV23]

If mike Stoops got fired after that texas game in 2018 OU can fire SL too after this game

[Corinne Shank @corinneshank]

@TeamHISD why did you decrease my pay?! Why did you decrease every teachers pay…..this is unacceptable. No prior notice or anything! I signed my contract months ago with a higher salary. @KHOU @abc13houston

[Corinne Shank @corinneshank]

Trump needs a tissue. His left nostril is leaking.

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

he showed up to this debate and said they’re executing babies after birth and also they’re eating pets

that’s what he said

a guy running for president said that

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Trump goes off the rails: “THEY’RE EATING THE PETS” #Debate2024