Emily Stone Torres

[Infield Fly Girl @infieldflygrl]

I think he should be forced to carry it to term

[Brooke Newman @DrBrookeNewman]

A friend put up a free Little Library and filled it with banned books. ❤️👏

[Melissa @awkwardenabled]

Everyone points out useful things we didn’t learn in school but you know what we did learn? How to walk on the right side of the hallway so let’s try to put that into practice at Target k?

[Yusef Abdus Salaam @dr_yusefsalaam]

#PowerPost🙌🏻🙌🏼🙌🏽🙌🏾🙌🏿™️

Over 30 years ago, Donald Trump took out full page ads calling for my execution.

On the day he was arrested and arraigned, here is my ad in response.

[Emily Stone Torres @EmilySt0ne]

Wish I could FaceTime with @ChipotleTweets to build my perfect burrito to be delivered by @DoorDash

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

OKLAHOMA FANS HAVE WON THE COTTON BOWL

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

"WHAT YOU MEAN NO MAC N CHEESE?!"

[Emily Stone Torres @EmilySt0ne]

Overheard in my dental clinic today:

Assistant: “So you’re allergic to latex? Like latex in gloves?”
Patient: “No just in condoms, gloves are fine.”

Ooooo honey child, allergies don’t discriminate that way💀

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Gotta get used to seeing Baker Mayfield in a Panthers jersey

[Emily Stone Torres @EmilySt0ne]

@Popeyes in Las Colinas just told me their fryer is down after I successfully placed a mobile order. Feels an awful lot like McDonald’s saying their ice cream machine is broken…

[Emily Stone Torres @EmilySt0ne]

Nothing like the old “you look tired” comment from a coworker right when you walk into work🙂

[Ethan Bird @EthanBirdTV]

This is why you don't let the sports guy do weather... 🤣

[Liam Martin @LiamFromBoston]

Good morning, especially to this #Celtics fan.

[Emily Stone Torres @EmilySt0ne]

Help us protect abortion and keep advancing reproductive health: volunteer with Planned Parenthood today. You can choose how to help, and do it on your own schedule — sign up now! https://t.co/wSAW2BlUhd!

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Browns: “We good?”

Baker Mayfield:

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Chiefs fans.. if y’all lose, blame this guy

[Emily Stone Torres @EmilySt0ne]

In the past 24 hours I’ve found out that all of these significant people are all leaving for greener pastures😩

1. Kick ass Pure Barre instructor
2. The best doctor ever
3. My amazing nail tech

Abandonment issues = activated

[Litter-Robot by Whisker @Litter_Robot]

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[Oklahoma Football @OU_Football]

Mood right now…