coriolanic

🇺🇸 • just a regular type dude...

[coriolanic @coriolanic]

@ShitpostGate One time in the Army we were in the field and a bunch of guys began wondering aloud what stars were. When I started to tell them they were faraway suns and planets and shit they were mystified.

[coriolanic @coriolanic]

@infantrydort @DarializaforNY @MelatKirosCO She's just going to lie because thats what they do

[coriolanic @coriolanic]

@Sam4Vols @bumbadum14 They switched bc the Crown Vic went out of production, with several departments still holding onto their Vics to this day.

[coriolanic @coriolanic]

@MysteryGrove Genuinely terrible news. The right needs to fully move out of its libertarian teenager phase.

[Frontierism @frontierism]

Gaethje passing by Teddy Roosevelt, moments before he beats the shit out of the foreign sitting champion on the South Lawn in front of a crowd of 80,000. This is America.

[UFCStats💭 @TheUFCStats]

Justin Gaethje reading the Declaration of Independence before he makes his walkout 🇺🇸

[coriolanic @coriolanic]

@uncle_deluge Incredible

[coriolanic @coriolanic]

UFC at White House is fuckin dope

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

Real Quad Rail Truthers

[coriolanic @coriolanic]

@SlumRNA_Dog Thats why you don't do gun horseplay with the ladies

[Krayt McGraw @KraytMcGraw]

I feel like George Lucas had a pretty good perspective on criticism,

“It’s like painting your house white and someone says it should’ve been green…”

[Crusader of Christ ⚔️ @Defendthewest17]

George Lucas revived the monomyth for a new generation by wrapping it in a Flash Gordon-style pulp space adventure. He paired it with John William’s Wagnerian opera score complete with some of the most imaginative visuals ever put on screen. Just pure cinematic magic that has reshaped our culture forever.

[Nude Gunray @Nude_Gunray]

Anakin Skywalker's sociopathy was foreshadowed even as early as Episode I as he was shouting "woo!" and having the time of his life as various aliens ate shit and died screaming in fire around him.

[coriolanic @coriolanic]

@curtis_yarvin In 2026, probably something in Pashto or Urdu

[Dylan @notnotdylm]

charli they're in last place

[duncan b-梁 🦦🇵🇸 @dunksdeux]

yoda: troubled by this news, you are?

luke: it's just, uh, she kinda... kissed me full on the lips a while ago

yoda [smirking]: kissed you, she did?

luke: cmon man i didn't know

yoda [visibly texting, trying not to laugh]: no worries, understand, i do,

[tom bombadil @Authw8]

mass effect 1: in the future guns can make their own ammo so the limiting factor is they overheat sometimes and need to cool down

mass effect 2: we have developed a new technology to store heat in "clips" that you can "reload" by pressing R

[coriolanic @coriolanic]

Their veins ran with Anglo-Saxon courage

[coriolanic @coriolanic]

@Howlingmutant0 @ElijahSchaffer Everyone is somebody's kid