Mary McCormack

legendary

[Mary McCormack @cormdawggy]

ill have a tall glass of Paul Rudd please

[Mary McCormack @cormdawggy]

Really don’t get how people can read a book and do the stair master

[Mary McCormack @cormdawggy]

@ErasTourResell Folklore

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[Mary McCormack @cormdawggy]

At the beach with my dad and he’s wearing a monster hat like he’s a 13 year old boy …. How do I break it to him he’s 10 years behind in fashion

[Mary McCormack @cormdawggy]

Not sure why watching people slap each other with tortillas is so funny but keep it up

[Mary McCormack @cormdawggy]

One more fucking man at the gym takes my weight from my machine WHILE IM USING IT is getting socked in the face … I’m going to fucking lose it

[Mary McCormack @cormdawggy]

@JetBlue officially never using JetBlue again of your only giving me 50 dollars back after my canceled flight … @Delta you got a new customer

[Mary McCormack @cormdawggy]

@JetBlue wtf 50 dollars for reimbursement I spent 1,000 paying for hotels and Ubers and new flights because of you and your only reimbursing 50? …. Someone fix this

[Mary McCormack @cormdawggy]

Ever just casually hold hands with your nail tech for them to swat your other fingers away 🥺

[Mary McCormack @cormdawggy]

Will someone invite me to one of those dip parties I keep seeing on the internet

[Mary McCormack @cormdawggy]

Instead of asking my boyfriend to@rub my back I asked him to rub my Quasimodo

[Mary McCormack @cormdawggy]

When you ready Freddy but Freddy ain’t ready

[Mary McCormack @cormdawggy]

There’s something very soothing about chips and salsa after a long day

[Mary McCormack @cormdawggy]

@jordanDelfav HAHAHA true tho

[Mary McCormack @cormdawggy]

Did y’all know this was my favorite filter

[Mary McCormack @cormdawggy]

In a perfect world I’d be able to find an I cream that’s chocolate and vanilla swirl with Oreos, pbcups, and chocolate covered almonds

[Mary McCormack @cormdawggy]

You got that Ootchie cootchie

[Mary McCormack @cormdawggy]

I’ve now had two patients too many say I look like a cabbage patch kid ......and I ........

[Mary McCormack @cormdawggy]

“Who do you fear the most ?”

Me : “myself”

[Mary McCormack @cormdawggy]

This is me eating mash potatoes with a spoon #idontgiveadamn