robert schmurder

𓆣 𓆏 I bartend and am nervous

[robert schmurder @corn65badboy]

Duality of man

[robert schmurder @corn65badboy]

Sometimes late at night I hear my roommate singing along softly to Disney songs in his room and it’s maybe my favorite thing about him

[robert schmurder @corn65badboy]

Daily affirmations: nobody’s mad at me and if they are they can talk to me about it

[robert schmurder @corn65badboy]

I just rejected a guy and when he asked why I got to let him know it was because of his Nick Fuentes shirt🎉

[robert schmurder @corn65badboy]

@plxnetriri I took a small dose of Zoloft for a while and didn’t ever feel any difference and then I started 20mg Prozac which after a month or two started making a noticeable helpful difference without any brain fog. Moved up to 30mg for a while through trying times which was also helpful💗

[robert schmurder @corn65badboy]

@youkaymelis @sadgalraani @Debonperc I mean, most bars don’t let anyone brandish weapons no matter what. The bartender can prevent you from zapping your taser at their job, and simultaneously it’s not their fault that there are guns in schools.

[robert schmurder @corn65badboy]

@Debonperc I like the intent but you definitely can’t brandish a weapon at a bar and expect to get to stay…

[Kyle ♡ ( ◜‿‿◝ )♡ @redeyeshrimp]

@Goji_Saurus If u dont want to kill yourself in the natural history museum ur doing it wrong

[robert schmurder @corn65badboy]

last night a drunk girl barfed on my legs as I was helping her sit up ✨

[robert schmurder @corn65badboy]

Me vs my recurring dreams about dogs dying :(

[sicilian shapeshifter @235antz]

@HotelLiquid I used to have massive anger problems and I'd get like. Seriously physically ill, genuinely very ill when I suppressed it. I can compare it to being so stressed you get that vagal "freak tf out and throw up or shit everywhere" feeling

[robert schmurder @corn65badboy]

Love hearing my neighbor call for his dog (Coleslaw)

[cassie🍃✨ @heyxcassie]

The best advice I heard from a stranger was this: give luck more opportunities to bump into you. Leave the house, take a different road, travel, say yes to new experiences. The more you do, the more life surprises you in the best ways.

[robert schmurder @corn65badboy]

They either made The suite life of Zack and Cody for children or for drunk adults, it’s impossible to know which

[robert schmurder @corn65badboy]

@exxtragalactic_ Omg a baddie

[BOOklyn @quadspawning]

getting shot while wearing these but i transfer my consciousness to a tiny little person in the car right before the bullet destroys my brain and I drive off to safety

[robert schmurder @corn65badboy]

@Jurassic_Liz @soggybrocoli And you’re unnecessarily rude soooo

[robert schmurder @corn65badboy]

@soggybrocoli I liked her account a lot but had to unfollow because of her being randomly hostile and mean to people who didn’t deserve it, didn’t wanna keep looking at it