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He/ him. Aspiring playwright. Spiraling existentialist.

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I wonder if anyone’s ever had a seance in the Ben and Jerry’s flavor graveyard

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@KellyTheGerman Absolutely!

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Ok hear me out: a golf themed gay bar called the Putt Hole

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@askparamount

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If there are multiple queer people living in the same building we WILL find each other and we WILL talk about silly names for cats

[Asscela Express 🚅 @biz_socks]

How do you serve cunt in a way supports public transportation?

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I’ve been shitting on Mamma Mia for years only to watch it for the first time and discover I’m a Big Time Dummy with no taste because wow what a film

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@nickverdirame Yep, I’ll see myself out🚶

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I don’t know if this will make sense to anyone but the only thing scarier than a gym full of straight men is a gym full of gay men

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It is far too early for someone to be ripping this much ass on the Dartmouth coach bus

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@tofuscrambleguy Thank you Tofu Scrambler. Your wisdom is appreciated

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Serious question. Is breast milk vegan?

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Eating a little cheese here and there is like a booster shot to prevent lactose intolerance or something. I don’t know, I’m not a doctor. I’m just a big cheese guy

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@AliceOseman Has soon become now yet? Asking for a friend 👀

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@othercatsmom This is so cute and wholesome 🥹

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Joke’s on you, homophobic book bans! I have terrible reading comprehension skills!

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@elektralights 👟🌈

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@SweeneyToddBway I wouldn’t dream of it!

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What happened then, well that’s the play

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To Wong Foo, Thank For Everything, Julie Newmar (1995)

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Seeing Sweeney Todd on Broadway the same day as the 10th anniversary of Margaret Thatcher’s death feels so universally correct. What a way to celebrate!