Demeter

Do you want to fight me about wheat because i'll fight you about wheat. I HAVE TEN P.H.D's AND ALL OF THEM PERTAIN TO AGRICULTURE. I HAVE A BARLEY TASKFORCE

[Demeter @cornbreadempire]

@juno_hera1 @basedzeus1
HOLD THE PHONE
that's exactly what i did but whole-y wheat pancakes is that nuts
or is that just grains #ccmyths2

[Demeter @cornbreadempire]

@WiseAthena1
throw cereal at them it works every time i swear
i do it all the time to my daughter
#ccmyths2

[Demeter @cornbreadempire]

@GreeceArtemis
i love wheat join the club
the wheat club
#ccmyths2

[Demeter @cornbreadempire]

@lovepersephone2
you just wait until you get home young lady i have a plan
and it involves a new computer but shhh
#ccmyths2

[Demeter @cornbreadempire]

you know what upsets me? i get zero screentime.
when was the last time you saw a four-hour long documentary on barley alone?
i win
#ccmyths2

[Demeter @cornbreadempire]

@Faunus_Pan_
IN MINECRAFT FARMING IS USELESS DO YOU THINK I APPROVE OF THIS GAME EITHER
all you get is like one wheat like what
#ccmyths2

[Demeter @cornbreadempire]

In Minecraft, when you harvest wheat you get 1 wheat.
One.
THIS GENERATION DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO FARM RIGHT
(you were raised wrong)
#ccmyths2

[Demeter @cornbreadempire]

I heard that in India air pollution is cutting wheat production in half... i'm crying myself to sleep tonight bye
#ccyths2

[Demeter @cornbreadempire]

@lovepersephone2
sorry for getting angry, this is just a soft spot for me
i miss you

#ccmyths2

[Demeter @cornbreadempire]

@lovepersephone2
oh, i'm sorry for getting so angry
this is just a soft spot for me. i miss you
#ccmyths2

[Demeter @cornbreadempire]

@lovepersephone2 well MAYBE if you WOULD RETURN HOME like you PROMISED COULD GET YOU A NEW PHONE and you COULD DUMP that LOSER
#ccmyths2

[Demeter @cornbreadempire]

You know when you're watching a bloody action movie and all you can think is
wheat
y'all think i'm kidding?http://t.co/jo9XXZEq4N #ccmyths2

[Demeter @cornbreadempire]

Come visit me sometimes. It gets lonely out here with my deadbeat daughter down in the UNDERWORLD WASTING HER TIME AND ENERGY IN
#ccmyths2