NO LIPS JOHNSON

NO CHALANCE

[NO LIPS JOHNSON @cornbreadhorton]

@itsmegangraves I was so high at Ohare once (smoked right up to the gate) walked into the terminal. Looked at my ticket and all the chaos. Froze. Couldn’t believe all the numbers I had to figure out. Nice older employee came right up to me and she said “You smell like you need help.”

[NO LIPS JOHNSON @cornbreadhorton]

Why try and assassinate him when gods about to do the job any day now

[NO LIPS JOHNSON @cornbreadhorton]

The only man that could have gotten us out of the war with Iran is gone
RIP Chuck Norris

[NO LIPS JOHNSON @cornbreadhorton]

I don’t care if you’re American. Just don’t do it front of me

[NO LIPS JOHNSON @cornbreadhorton]

If he’s alive they’ll impeach DJT. Bondi & Patel lied under oath. They’ll be charged. 1 of the billionaires will be indicted. He’ll role. A prosecutor or politician is gonna make their career prosecuting this mess. The milk don’t go back in the cow. It’s only a matter of time now

[NO LIPS JOHNSON @cornbreadhorton]

They didn’t think anyone would be charged in Watergate. Or Iran Contra. The American Federal Government, especially the FBI moves slow. Congress is involved. The House is involved. This will carry into the mid terms. Democrats will have both branches 1/2

[NO LIPS JOHNSON @cornbreadhorton]

Seeing @KidRock with his shirt off tells me that I 100% could kick his ass
#dietofbudliteandmeth
#situpsarehardwhenyoualwayssitdown
#RFKleaveshisjeansonduringsex
#YOU$A

[NO LIPS JOHNSON @cornbreadhorton]

@realDonaldTrump is all over @TheEpsteinFiles. I have a really hard time believing he would cheat on his daughter
#EpsteinFiles #Donald_Trump

[NO LIPS JOHNSON @cornbreadhorton]

You do realize #TheEpsteinFiles are just going to make this global cabal of pedophiles more careful about what crimes they put in their gmails
#DonaldTrump #Elon_Musk #Israel #theyreallythoughttheydnevergatcaught

[NO LIPS JOHNSON @cornbreadhorton]

My favorite part about grocery shopping is at the end where I work there for 20 minutes

[NO LIPS JOHNSON @cornbreadhorton]

Can’t have a UTI with you and I

[NO LIPS JOHNSON @cornbreadhorton]

ICE should tryout for The Masked Singer

[NO LIPS JOHNSON @cornbreadhorton]

If my mom had just done anal I wouldn’t have to deal with all this shit

[NO LIPS JOHNSON @cornbreadhorton]

Every day I’m alive the more & more I agree with The Unabomber

[NO LIPS JOHNSON @cornbreadhorton]

I’ve done things with this mouth most people would never do

[NO LIPS JOHNSON @cornbreadhorton]

If we’re not going to arrest him for being a pedophile you really think the YOU$A is going to punish him for invading Venezuela
#Venezuela

[NO LIPS JOHNSON @cornbreadhorton]

This coming year, I hope beautiful things happen to you and I hope you realize it’s all because of me you selfish prick

[NO LIPS JOHNSON @cornbreadhorton]

Merry Christmas to all and to all the gay knights

[NO LIPS JOHNSON @cornbreadhorton]

Nothing says Merry Christmas like being too poor to buy food

[NO LIPS JOHNSON @cornbreadhorton]

@Sadie_NC They did. You just don’t wanna hear it. Idiot

[NO LIPS JOHNSON @cornbreadhorton]

Having never seen #StarWars my gf watched #Andor and then #RogueOne and at the end when #DarthVader shows up said “So what’s his deal?”