josephine gorga

she/her

[josephine gorga @corndoghoe33]

One time I was talking and I said “goddamn” in a sentence and my dad freaked tf out he was so offended but when I said “pedo Bill took his arm out of Hillary’s a**hole for long enough to attend the inauguration” he was fine

[josh .•° @j_m_cole_]

filed my nails down today in case any men try to dap me up

[josh .•° @j_m_cole_]

not to be dramatic but religion has taken everything from me

[josephine gorga @corndoghoe33]

On ‘vocation day’ they brought in a priest, nun, married person, and a single guy to explain how they were called. Did the single guy so dirty

[josephine gorga @corndoghoe33]

Catholic school was so crazy they were telling a bunch of 6 year olds that the g man is going to call them to be priest, nun, married, or single and those were literally ur only life options

[josephine gorga @corndoghoe33]

About to start a Teresa Melissa from RHONJ style feud w/ Jaclyn’s bf bc he didn’t follow me back on my 4th burner account on instagram

[josephine gorga @corndoghoe33]

I’ve been staring at the same spreadsheet for 3 hrs and simultaneously looking at Reddit threads of James Charles bbl evidence I wasn’t built for a 9-5

[josephine gorga @corndoghoe33]

@MSUStanTheMan Done

[josephine gorga @corndoghoe33]

@iloveattention2

[josephine gorga @corndoghoe33]

Living vicariously through my episode character named after Elizabeth Holmes bc she’s falling in love w her dads hot friend and her foot isn’t broken

[josh .•° @j_m_cole_]

first RBG, now KBJ on SCOTUS… combine the two and what do you get? KGB. coincidence??? i think not

[ⁿᵒᵗ Samuel L. Stanely Jr. @MSUStanTheMan]

Dear Spartans,

I’m naming @revclaire1 as my #1 Fan

xoxo President Stanley

[josephine gorga @corndoghoe33]

@MSUStanTheMan ur biggest fan

[josephine gorga @corndoghoe33]

So many party fouls from family wedding can’t decide if Jaclyn ripping off her sticky boobs on the dance floor right next to my dad or me dry heaving barefoot on Woodward at 2 am takes the cake

[josephine gorga @corndoghoe33]

I saw the future when I decided to save the juicy sweat suit my millennial cousin gave me in 2013 they r selling them for $100 at urban

[Wells Hall Preacher @wellshallpreach]

duality of man 🤩

[josephine gorga @corndoghoe33]

I drunk joined a Facebook group called “A Cowgirl’s Closet” last night

[josephine gorga @corndoghoe33]

Same energy

[premier pet supply @iloveattention2]

I think my dad is the main character 😲😯🙊🙊😲😮😮😮