Journalist Nyandieka

Journalist: Agriculture, politics, Activist.

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

Global oil prices drop for 2 consecutive weeks - CBK report

[Rodgers Kipembe Mpuru @RodgersKipembe]

Na vile nilikuwa naamka kusema, 'Mzee will never experience this...'

[Maash Ahmed @MashIsaak]

Men

Sometimes, single mothers don't need love

They need help with the available resources they've spotted from you

Learn to differentiate between love and a cry for help

Don't be lied to. You will never be her priority

If you are a simp, they will use you miserably

[Lovers’ Guide 💟 @guideforlovers]

A woman whom a player dates the last is a winner.

A man whom a promiscuous woman dates the last is a loser.

[Typical African @Joe__Bassey]

“We will break every tie that kept us in slavery”- Captain Ibrahim Traore

[The Government Critic 🇰🇪 @magwaz3]

I thought Henry Rotich turned down Ruto's offer kumbe it was just for the media.
Anyways look at how few people love themselves.
They tell landlords to increase rent for the poor yet they increase money for themselves.
David Ndii will have a field day today.

Kikuyus Moses Kuria

[Maash Ahmed @MashIsaak]

Good morning?

In your quest for spiritual growth, always ask the Almighty these favours;

-Happiness
-Breakthroughs
-Getting jobs
-Financial prosperity
-Gods Favour
-Great Health
-Peace

God's favour will make you go places you can't go on your own

We keep trying our best!

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

Of course we already knew that. The only skill that got him the cabinet job was his proficiency in testing the lock and key hypothesis in hotel rooms.

[Rodgers Kipembe Mpuru @RodgersKipembe]

CS Linturi was just trying to do what others are doing. EATING. Ni vile alikula kuliko mkubwa.

[Cornelius K. Ronoh @itskipronoh]

Wacha Raila aitwe Baba. Raila Odinga is a good listener. He is a genuine man with a good heart.

[Goddie @Goddie_Ke]

Juja police greets a localman to congratulate him for being a law abiding citizen

[KING CHIDI @guzu_p]

As long as women keep insisting that men must be rich before they can settle for them,

Men should also insist that women must be virgins before they can marry them.

Two can play the game!

[MP | Masculine Peak 🧠 @MasculinePeak]

Never be friends with a simp.

Desperate men make for terrible friends.

[African Hub @AfricanHub_]

Senegal's 🇸🇳 new President Diomaye Faye bans airport ceremonies during his arrival or departure.

He says Govt officials have more important things to do. So, he will be arriving & departing without any fuss. No formal greetings, no ceremonies, just him and his team.

Your comments on this ...

[TRT Afrika Swahili @trtafrikaSW]

Kulingana na utafiti uliofanywa na TAWIRI, Tanzania inaongoza kwa kuwa na Simba wengi zaidi Afrika.

Tanzania inashika nafasi ya kwanza kwa kuwa na idadi kubwa ya Simba kuliko nchi yoyote Afrika, huku ikiwa na asilimia zaidi ya 70 ya wanyama hao barani humo.

[Cornelius K. Ronoh @itskipronoh]

President Uhuru Kenyatta was a vibe. His smile was real. See how he was bonding very jovially with his competent Cabinet Secretaries?