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@FightKarnivore I would’ve broke that dogs neck

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@ProfessorGoods @1993xGoBlue @MatrixMysteries 😂 that piece of shit is like 30 years old 😂

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@ProfessorGoods @MatrixMysteries You realize there are rows below the camera man, right?

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@JudiciaryGOP @ClayTravis MLB is worse than any other sport with this crap.

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@royalsteamstore Mustard!

[Kansas City Royals Team Store @royalsteamstore]

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@CharlesDeLeon95 @DailyLoud Judging by the flag in your bio, you’d really like that, huh?

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@RevRayCistman Don’t worry, I won’t.

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@CharlesDeLeon95 @DailyLoud

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

Adam Carolla tells Jerry Seinfeld he recognized something on the Seinfeld set that completely ruined the show for him.

It proved the show was shot in LA, not New York.

When Seinfeld premiered in 1989, Carolla was working on earthquake retrofits in Koreatown.

The moment he saw the tension anchor plates bolted to the outside of Jerry’s apartment building, he knew, “This is not New York,” and it took him “completely out of it.”

Those plates are used to strengthen buildings against earthquakes, a common sight in California, but not in Manhattan.

CAROLLA: “I would see those tension anchor plates, the square plates on the outside of the apartment building. And I put those plates on for a living.”

“I would look at those anchor plates and I’d go, ‘This is not in New York.’”

SEINFELD: “We didn’t have guys to do earthquake rehab. We didn’t have Photoshop to get rid of them.”

Seinfeld asked how those tension plates work, and Carolla gave him a highly technical answer he wasn’t mentally prepared for.

[Carolla explains how they work]

SEINFELD: “I’m going to need some more coffee to get through this. I’m fading… You’re not the first to mention those things. And let’s move on.”

Sometimes it takes a guy who swung a hammer to see what 30 million weekly viewers missed.

[Brandon @LibOrNormal]

Democratic Men getting ready for the Mid-Terms😶😲🤣

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@brianstelter Now do the USA chants, chump.

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@Rachel__Nichols

[Jason Kelce @JasonKelce]

One thing you don’t realize is how banked these turns are at Talladega. Video really doesn’t do it justice, feels like you are going to roll over. @jackassworld

[Statfax @statfax]

The Brewers’ Jacob Misiorowski now owns the Statfax Era record for fastest pitch thrown by a starter at 113.7 mph 🤯

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😳😂

[TaraBull @TaraBull]

Next time he should definitely wear his hard hat on the job

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It tracks…..🤣

[Josh Chavis @JoshChavis65]

Royals prolly about to rattle off 20 of their next 25 or something

[Ma'atoe Moe @maatoe_moe0]

When in doubt, wear Red

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@UnionStationKC

[Nicholas Badders @BaddersUp]

Josh Rojas hit 1st and started at 3rd base for @OMAStormChasers noon ET game today in Columbus, playing the first 4.5 innings, going 1-3 with a double and run.

He exits in the middle of the 5th, goes to the airport and flies to Minnesota and has the go-ahead hit off the bench!