Cornish Mooner 😎

Just a laid back Cornish kinda guy. Waiting for my Walter Mitty moment!

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It’s funny how a cost of living crisis can all be forgotten for a bit of bunting and a few street parties.

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@londoner_sw @NadineDorries

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Looks like this years main tourist accessory in #Cornwall is the Dry Robe, second only to the North Face by the looks of it

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@BootstrapCook I literally want to dive into it, and mean literally looks amazing

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@NadineDorries

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@WendtheWalker I’d be happier not finding your account showing on my timeline if that helps 🤷🏻

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@NadineDorries

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Well I’m sure it did, but all stations put their prices up further again 🤷🏻

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

🗣️ Three government sources said the Prime Minister had expressed fury that the 5p-a-litre cut to fuel duty announced in March was failing to materialise at many pumps

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@nolosecharlie @mrjamesob Not our lovely red squirrels though 🥺

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@mrjamesob Will Mogg be doing the media rounds tomorrow telling us how they’ll be happier measurements?

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He will be sending out ships next to raid Spanish and French Galleons

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EXCL: Boris Johnson plans to announce imperial measurements will be revived to mark Queen's Platinum Jubilee and boost flagging support among Brexit voters. https://t.co/1JHJrhb2hB

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@anthea_bailey @kateferguson4

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@KEdge23 Do you ready the Daily Mail by any chance?

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@AdamWagner1 @chrischirp Why did the custodian not report this to the media at the time?

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Those being diagnosed with #monkeypox I’m curious to know if they had a #covid infection. Think it’s now a legitimate question to ask whether Covid opens the door to other diseases getting a foothold due to way we travel and interact?

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@mrjamesob Kinda like bumping into an ex girlfriend at Costa

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@Sorrelish Think about where Boris, his cronies and predecessors studied, give you a clue it’s Eton and they are the ones who’ve created all the mess we are in hence Eton Mess but you already knew this 🤷🏻

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@RAF_Luton @RAF_Luton I think you need to get a grippen on the situation before these comments get out of hand, it won’t be long before Dominic Saab gets wind of your antics and shuts you down! But don’t worry your loyal subjects will scramble (sorry Sophie) to your rescue!

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@nucleifitness I can second that, used to suffer terrible reflux, then the pandemic came, and I completely cut out a lot of crap and never had a bad bout since, can even enjoy hot spicy food again with no problems.

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@mrjamesob I suspect as this crisis goes on, the same thing maybe would need to start applying to people stealing from allotments as much as stealing from shops