Addison 🫡 (parody)

new orleans & seattle | used to work here | software by day | skiing, climbing, mountaineering, and cooking by night/weekend | he/him 🏳️‍🌈

[Addison 🫡 (parody) @corpAltAddison]

Exactly one year since I woke up, saw the news, and posted this evergreen tweet
https://t.co/dXkKoF5nqQ

[Addison 🫡 (parody) @corpAltAddison]

fuck

[Addison 🫡 (parody) @corpAltAddison]

@mdavids I wore the same shirt today too (for the first time ever!) My neighbor saw me out watering the garden and said "wow, that shirt's vintage!"

[Addison 🫡 (parody) @corpAltAddison]

@ChazCasual We never met at the bird app but I always *loved* your designs and would love to join the waitlist for one of these retro bird app shirts 🥰

[Addison 🫡 (parody) @corpAltAddison]

@jack @XhelseaBrianna 🖕

[parker lyons @tweetsbyparker]

oooooh i finally get the rebrand

[Addison 🫡 (parody) @corpAltAddison]

Louis wants to send tens of thousands of dollars to his reactionary internet friends. He thought it would be a good idea to use company funds to send money directly to them as a “payment”.

Should he do it?

[@jason @Jason]

WTF @TWITTER?!

YOURE PAYING ME $50,000 A YEAR TO TWEET?

[Addison 🫡 (parody) @corpAltAddison]

@lindayacc

[Addison 🫡 (parody) @corpAltAddison]

@jack Don’t forget the 7 Vine clones! You fumbled that one too, bestie!

[Addison 🫡 (parody) @corpAltAddison]

@jack Don’t forget the 7 Vine clones! You fumbled that one too, bestie!

[Addison 🫡 (parody) @corpAltAddison]

@thebc12 yes I am 🥰

[Addison 🫡 (parody) @corpAltAddison]

@lindayacc Had you ever even tweeted before like 2 months ago? The "Twitter community" died before you even joined.

[Addison 🫡 (parody) @corpAltAddison]

How’s it going over there at 2.0 tonight?

[Addison 🫡 (parody) @corpAltAddison]

@jack @dom_lucre

[Addison 🫡 (parody) @corpAltAddison]

And all of a sudden I’m an Esther stan once again 💙 Welcome back

[Esther Crawford ✨ @esthercrawford]

Hubris + no pushback - customer empathy - data = a great way to light billions on fire

🔥 💰 🔥

[Addison 🫡 (parody) @corpAltAddison]

I definitely had voldemort blocked on this website but he somehow unblocked himself and is at the top of my feed again..

[Addison 🫡 (parody) @corpAltAddison]

tbh I'm still waiting on this fight, but honesty I don't care which short king destroys him at this point

[Bloomberg @business]

Elon Musk challenged Vladimir Putin to “single combat," with the “stakes” being Ukraine https://t.co/9V5CYArFSz

[Addison 🫡 (parody) @corpAltAddison]

@benarroch_joe 💩

[Addison 🫡 (parody) @corpAltAddison]

One thing nobody tells you about working for a major company with name recognition is how hard it is to search for emails from or anything related to your employer. Like tbt to typing in "twitter" in my gmail search and getting 90% of my inbox.

[Addison 🫡 (parody) @corpAltAddison]

@jaysullivan @signalapp You’re the best, Jay! They’re lucky to have you 😊

[Addison 🫡 (parody) @corpAltAddison]

@TechEmails lmfaooooo Linda’s just saying words. it’s giving Tom as CEO pick