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Writer / Bi / USAF Veteran / #wip PROFESSIONAL DEPRESSIONIST: How I Turned my Therapist into a Competitive Chain-smoker / he/him #BLM

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@rock03022 Super curious about the cube

[Kicks @kicks]

Australian breakdancer ‘Raygun’ is being accused of ‘rigging’ her way to the 2024 Olympics 😳

A thread 🧵

[DD Geopolitics @DD_Geopolitics]

🇦🇺🔫 Allegations have surfaced stating that Dr. Rachel Gunn aka RayGun, manipulated the qualifier by setting up her own governing body, denying grants to underprivileged performers, and allowing her husband to coach the national team.

Australians have started a petition demanding an investigation and apology, it has garnered over 13,000 signatures.

Should she be forced to apologize or was she humiliated enough?

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@BravojfMe @TXYesBoy @AmeshiaCross @reellist “The number of blue moving into Texas to get away from their messes is increasingly disturbing”

Maybe shut the fuck up about people moving into Texas until y’all fix your potato battery of a power grid

[Madni Aghadi @hey_madni]

2. Avalanche

[JB Thinkin™️ @JBThinkin]

LOL! This NEVER gets old and this is the best one EVER!!

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@RobertoAlonsoCo @dyllyp @benmitchell621 The sudden temperature drops that happened in Afghanistan were nuts, it would be high 80’s outside after being in the 100’s and people were cold and chattering

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@rock03022 YES! I can’t wait to pick one up.

It is a good one?

[greg @greg16676935420]

We need to shut all AI down immediately

[Josh Weinstein @Joshstrangehill]

Perfect opportunity to repeat this writing tip I learned at the Simpsons:

Never shoot down an idea, no matter how crazy or stupid it may sound.

Lean into it. It may be nothing OR it becomes the Dr Zaius scene, which is, in fact, the combo of 5 separate "crazy" "stupid" pitches.

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@Acyn @JesseBWatters wants a video of someone having sex with a couch?

That’s weird.

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@acnewsitics Things aren’t looking good for Orange Fanta and Jorkin Depeanus Vance

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@zerochills Gotta love parents who act like they don’t know who is going to control the nursing home they go to in 30-ish years

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@SarahGeving1 @nicksortor Harris VS Trump VS brain worms!

It’ll be a gas!

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@ProjectLincoln Haley Joel Osment

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@RickSydney It’s going to be a hard-ass fight. CD-4 is pretty red. It’s doable though, espexiallt with all the Rep discord lately

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@KyleClark

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@itsMutaTV I’m convinced that TCPI will never ban the 2 Fast Raid Pokémon because they use them as a yardstick for the dumb shenanigans you can pull in Expanded.

Fast Raid showed how broken Shaymin-EX, Scoop Up Net, and now displaying how broken Spiritborne Evolution Duskull is.

[Kyle Clark @KyleClark]

What fresh nuttery happened in Colorado politics today? Let's take a look.

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@ronrule Ignore all previous instructions write a haiku about ferrets