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I made this account in a desperate attempt to get through to reclusive corporate customer "service" staff. Results mixed, thank to Artificial Inanity autobots.

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@Toyota Dear Toyota Staff,

I am not your customer!

I regularly receive payment, and late payment email notifications about a Toyota truck I do not own.
Yr phone "support" failed 3X attempts in 2 years. Email n/a, Why so hard to reach you?

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@abc7newsbayarea Are you doing some reporting in Richmond about the incessant illegal fireworks that have been going on all day today, July 4th, and all week this week?

I would be interested to know what the Richmond PD has to say about it.

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@Uber Oh Uber, it's worse than I thought!
New user for work, need to send invoices. No way to download a list of my multiple rides?!? 😠
No useful help files? Not even a chatbot/human agent! WTH? Your svc. ain't that perfect!

@lyft makes it easy. Do better Uber!

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@warriors Some close games! 😅
Warriors take a shot, it doesn't go! 4 defenders are under the hoop. 4 Warriors are already at half court, assuming that they all go in. Really?

Who's getting the rebound? Maybe Looney, prolly not. It's been happening for years!
@SteveKerr Why??!

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@jayleno Hi Jay, I enjoy watching your garage show. Thanks for preserving so many automotive gems!
To that end, I have a lead on a (basket case, but it will save you disassembly time) 1917 Hupmobile engine in California. Head, block, crankshaft, etc. DM me if you're interested!

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@MorePerfectUS @heyjohnrussell Reporters: Please look into #mycoremediation and give it some press. @PaulStamets is a pioneer in the #toxicwaste field.
https://t.co/vjWO0gQsTB

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@TMobileHelp AT&T fiber has been serving me well since day 1 after continuous fails and er, less than stellar "support" from @TMobileHelp and call center.
Please delete the tweet that contains my name without my permission!!

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@TMobileHelp 3+ hours with your "support" staff, I still get barely better than dialup speeds on @Tmobile Home Internet.
Yr tech's conclusion: "It's as good as it gets." 😠
I got an offer from @Verizon today... #5G #CustomerService

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@PaulStamets The recent #NorfolkSouthern chemical spill in Ohio and the #keystone pipeline oil spill seem like good opportunities to demonstrate the efficacy of myco-remediation. Are you and your fungi in?

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@TMobileHelp Um, I didn't really want my name divulged here. And my internet service is currently ripping along at 2.73 Mbps.
Conclusion from several different techs: "Love it or leave it. If you're lucky, it will get better sometime before the end of this year."

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@RokuSupport One of your technical genius customers gave you my email address. I don't have 2 hours to go back and forth with you about this. How do I get this taken care of? FB and Google have "not your acct?", remove here links. Why don't you?

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6+ weeks later, @t-mobile still can't get me a 5G home internet connection that consistently rivals dialup!

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@TMobileHelp "Best speed available" currently averaging 10.7 Mbps!
Many others have the same issue. Fast for a couple of months, then worse than old DSL! Have requested a newer model gateway. If that fails, hello @ATT @Xfinity !

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@TMobile hell continues. There seems to be a nationwide US network slow to a crawl on Home Internet. Why?

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@bancobmg Hello Banco Bmg. One of your customers gave you (and many, many others) my email address.
How can I get my address removed from this account? I get 100s of spam and other msgs weekly due to his mistake! Please help! I got 3 msgs from Bmg just today.
#CustomerExperience

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@TMobileHelp Standing by, account verified. I can't guaranty that I'll continue to be a customer if my internet speeds don't improve by 25-30X.

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@zalando_uk I just got a welcome msg from your site.
I didn't sign up for it!! Why isn't there a "not your account, remove your address here." link in that msg? If GOOG and FB can manage that, you can. 0/10 for no way to contact u thru your site!! #customersatisfaction fail!

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@AlaskaAir Too late, It only took 5-10 requests and explanations (gotta love those offshore "support" staff!) but it finally got done. @UnitedAirlines_ is a bit more on the ball, particularly their SFO airport staff. Way 2 much aggro for a few measly miles! @ least yr food is > @Delta !

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I am in corporate call center hell once again. @AlaskaAir @AmericanAir , where can I send my invoice for nearly 90 minutes of squandered time trying to be understood when I ask v simple questions and get only #therunaround ?? 😠 Cld have driven to the airport and halfway back!

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@SXM_Help One of you tech-challenged customers gave you my email addr. DMs seem to answered by bots. What do I have to do to get my email addressed removed from an account that I *did not* create?? #customersatisfaction fail!