Corpus McKay

[𝗥ẹ́mí @tobiremii]

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[Corpus McKay @corpus_mckay]

no one:
Garrett: If Bear Grylls held his hand out to me I would take it 14/10 times.

[relatable @byreIatable]

Professor: please don't show up outside of my office two weeks before finals asking for extra credit

Me:

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Professor: Why should I round your grade up?

Me:

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Me walking into class knowing that I’m going to fail the exam

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*sees grades and time left in the semester*

Me: “Time to shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE”

[Corpus McKay @corpus_mckay]

@emilyholter4 @General_Grant_

[Corpus McKay @corpus_mckay]

blowing off my mountians of homework to eat snacks and watch Planet Earth is probably not the best use of my time.

[relatable @byreIatable]

"you can't study all the course material for your final in one night"

not until i shift into

MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE

[relatable @byreIatable]

i’d rather take a razor scooter to the ankle than tell the class a fun fact about myself

[JJ @JordanGame6]

Damn. Will Smith really got the keys...

[Reveille X @reveille]

Howdy, @Coach_Jo_Evans! I’ve been practicing REALLY hard....just look at my form!!! Can I please be on the @AggieSoftball team?!? 😁😁😁

[Corpus McKay @corpus_mckay]

@emilyholter4 @CowTyler Thank You!!!

[relatable @byreIatable]

college will really have you doing dumb stuff like setting an alarm for a 14 minute nap

[Corpus McKay @corpus_mckay]

"I'm a give me a shot of whiskey and kick me in the forehead kind of person"
-Emily Holter 2018

[TAMU Student Activities 👍 @tamustuact]

How is the Spring Semester almost here?!?!

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Syllabus: Cramming will not work for this class.
Me: Well it's gonna have to.