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We tweet plausible, probable, and sometimes perfectly accurate "factual inaccuracies" around #NJTransit. Serious parody to soothe the pain of commuting. #Team40

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Good morning #NJTransit commuters!

Your friendly reminder that Executive Director Kevin Corbett thinks there’s only 40 of you on social media that are upset about the state of your #NJCommute.

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@saraklind @NYCCouncil FFS, there aren’t rules anymore. Just do whatever. Follow the leaders and see what they think of their behavior

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Fuck this whole Nazi App.

Fuck it right in the ear.

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@GovMurphy @WhiteHouse Thanks for being transparent and explaining the situation accurately and completely from the beginni…..

Nah. Just messing with you.

You didn’t tell us shit.

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Hi @oldmcdougall

Your article seems to have some inaccuracies and trust us, we are experts.

This article sounds normal, https://t.co/1jrhhFeC4o

But it’s not an ignorant mistake. They’ve done this before.

https://t.co/m7dQF3K7A5

We await your correction.

cc: @njdotcom

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@YankFleming @NJTRANSIT Hi Frank!

Looks like we really screwed the pooch. I think we’re sorry… according to the script I have here.

Oh! It also seems as we might apologetic also.

We hope you got where you’re going and it’s a lot warmer wherever that is.

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Be glad we don’t run an airline.

[srcstcshrw @srcstcshrw]

Fuck my fucking life! What time of the day is not inconvenient for you to function properly?
@aew1776 @NJTrainDelays @njtranshit @WatchTheGapNJ @FuckNjTransit @TooMader @correctingNJT @girlreporterNJT @jeffalexander19 @nmeldrew @colleenallreds @ReichNow @StaceyB41394855

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@TooMader @RealTimers @billmaher @SpeakerPelosi @Alyssafarah @HBO If you can’t beat ‘em…. Make the same trades they do:

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@aew1776 She’s almost awake

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@mr_ballknower @FuckNjTransit Well, part of our “raison d'être” is to make corrections.

We were in error. It is 6 minutes.

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We apologize for the convenience.

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@BlvdSubway @RidePATCO Look for the Union Label!

https://t.co/tlF71bgT4Z

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@srcstcshrw @njtrainreviews @NJTRANSIT @aew1776 @NJTRANSIT_NEC Sven, that’s not very nice.

Bunny ears, bunny ears, playing by a tree.
Criss-crossed the tree, trying to catch me.
Bunny ears, bunny ears, jumped into the hole,
Popped out the other side big and bold!

Yeah, we screw the pooch with the trains, but we got the shoe thing down.

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We have fucked up so massively.

Have a week of free travel, on us.

That is, if anything’s working…

https://t.co/OaxFYfYpSq

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Do not FUCK with an @NJTransit Bus driver.

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: This New Jersey Transit Bus driver lost his temper and fought a passenger on his bus after the passenger requested to fight in the road.

The driver threatened to knock the passenger out and then told his other passengers to get back. The driver then swung at the man he was arguing with, put him in a choke hold and started punching him repeatedly as he held him down.

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This guy gets it.

[fully fund transit @crosstown_line]

NYC is the one place that can confidently tell the suburban carcels to fuck off, like what are they going to do… move the world’s cultural and business capital to Metuchen? It should cost $30 to drive into Manhattan with an SUV. Minimum.

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It’s fucked. It’s all so very fucked.

#FuckedCommute

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@TooMader @NJTRANSIT A warning means that the conditions are right for severe incompetence and severe incompetence has been detected or highly likely to occur in the specified area

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True

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@RaviBhalla Don’t you have any real mayoring work to do? Stop being an online reactionary.

Many would like you to do your job.

Clearly you can talk the talk, but would love to see you walk the walk.