Corrie Dyer

[Corrie Dyer @corriemomof5]

With a presidential election rematch looming, I can’t pretend to predict who will win. But I know who loses: we do, all of us.

[Corrie Dyer @corriemomof5]

Apparently, there are people who think it’s perfectly acceptable to watch videos on their phone at full volume in a crowded dentist waiting room. While the tv is also going strong.

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Hate to brag, but pretty sure I could dunk on that goal too

[Fox News @FoxNews]

PAW-FECT PLAY: College basketball crowd goes wild after dunking dog shows off its impressive moves on the court.

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@andrewdyer And also, I’m pretty sure we don’t spend 20k/kid/year. That math doesn’t math.

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I still think about the time last summer that I saw a skink in a sink and didn’t get a photo. One of my biggest regrets of the year.

[Corrie Dyer @corriemomof5]

The plural of medium is media, not mediums. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

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@andrewdyer Sandwiched between kayaking and pickleball, as one does

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@garonnevik This is the only correct response

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@TheMERL Does original abstract art that reminds me of a duck count?
#InternationalUnsolicitedDuckPicDay

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@EdDoctorGroves My kiddos loved the original Winnie the Pooh and Beatrix Potter stories at that age. And better yet, I didn’t get sick of reading them over and over.

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@blondeorthodoxy Christmas Shoes. And it’s not close

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@emilykmay What would feel helpful? I’d love to be a blessing to those around me.

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@gavinortlund So more of a man-to-man than zone defense?

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An excellent snapshot of my goals as a homeschool parent

[Ellen Gammel @EllenGammel]

Let’s shift the education focus from “school” to “learning” and watch magic happen!!!

[Corrie Dyer @corriemomof5]

Moms of lanky teenage sons understand this❤️

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Absolutely sickening

[Citizens for Ethics @CREWcrew]

In this horrifying clip, Donald Trump proposes throwing reporters in jail, where they'll be raped until they give up their sources.

His crowd laughed.

[Corrie Dyer @corriemomof5]

What are your favorite accounts for fun content?

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Lately I’ve actively liked and followed Twitter content I actually enjoy like art, architecture, poetry, and funny cartoons. It has made my Twitter experience richer and more relaxing. It turns out I don’t have to tune in for any trash content. #freeadvice

[Corrie Dyer @corriemomof5]

Rarely have I seen anyone work with the urgency of an @AldiUSA cashier wildly flinging my groceries into my cart. It’s like hot potato on steroids.

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I was today years old when I learned platypuses are venomous. My children are appalled at my ignorance.