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if your reading this all the ice trays in my freezer are full

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Told mum to remember that we’re all monkeys on a floating rock and she thought it was my own original concept

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Obviously the border patrol tv shows have a deterrent effect but also don’t they reveal a lot of information that could be used nefariously

[K @corrupthonesty]

Normalise winding down the window at the lights to tell the car next to you that their driving is excellent and it’s a privilege to share the road with them

[K @corrupthonesty]

People who get around without a bag fundamentally confuse me as a person with multiple at all times where is your stuff??

[K @corrupthonesty]

Annual reminder that you most intelligent friend has highly volatile, objectively risky investments rn

[K @corrupthonesty]

How come all guys who wear overalls look like that

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Never thought I’d be trusted to drive cars I don’t own but that’s growth I guess

[K @corrupthonesty]

@canyoucometoday Thanks for clearing that up

[K @corrupthonesty]

What does the template feature on instagram do

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Why does this go so hard

[K @corrupthonesty]

Rocking up to my class 20 minutes late (april fools)

[K @corrupthonesty]

If you ever think you’re not funny just have a look at the AFP socials

[K @corrupthonesty]

You know you’re in Melbourne when (vyvanse)

[K @corrupthonesty]

Seen the same bloke get hassled by individuals presenting as psychotic twice now, did I just encounter a demon?

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Ever sit next to a couple incels on the train and just want to tell them how horrible they are?

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It’s impressive how Brunswick manages to fall further as time goes on

[K @corrupthonesty]

@ick_real Loose tobacco

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Fkn loving this so far. Recommend me podcasts pls o wise and informed moots

[Dr. Herb Risotto PhD 🇵🇸 @MildCuthbert]

Sorry, babe, the layout of this Coles got me all fucked up

[K @corrupthonesty]

@shadowfan198 Was? Have you been to Nicholson St Mall?