Eamon

Described semi-accurately by my 3 year old as 'beautiful, precious, nice, and a lunatic'.
All tweets represent my own hilarious views only.

[Eamon @CorryEamon]

Ok I got ye started....@chrisrock @AdamSandler @melissamccarthy @tinafeylaughs

[Eamon @CorryEamon]

@MaiaDunphy I heard there's a lad in Mountjoy that he fancies and thats why he likes going back there all the time

[Eamon @CorryEamon]

@EwanMacKenna Id say it was the few whacks that he got as a child that is partly to blame for how he is now.

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@TheAnfieldTalk @davidlynchlfc So like a Quansah, who was the sold as soon as the money was put on the table.

[Eamon @CorryEamon]

@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC @grok how do the stats compare Sakas goals and assists vs "Europe's best" over the last 3 seasons ?

[Eamon @CorryEamon]

@grok @DY_LFC98 @pa53643258 @TheAnfieldWrap I think its Kelly Coates grok, agree?

[Eamon @CorryEamon]

@MiguelDelaney @grok what did Arteta say about Thomas Partey before ?

[Eamon @CorryEamon]

@TheAnfieldWrap They should be on the phone to Palace tonight with a £30m offer to get Guehi done now. Before making many more phone calls for other players that aren't
broken

[Eamon @CorryEamon]

@mickthehack Are they going to shut down the many 'drive-thru" coffee huts that are all over the country?

[Eamon @CorryEamon]

@LFC @carlsberg @grok remind me pls who the number 5 for Fulham was that day

[Eamon @CorryEamon]

@ScouseRepublic Apparently they are still on the pitch with Robbo/Kerkez passing to Wirtz/Gakpo, who give it to Szobo/Macca to pass back to VVD. Rinse repeat. absolute snooze fest

[Eamon @CorryEamon]

@AKBets Heta has been awful in tv tournaments this year, beating in 1st round in 4 or 5 of them so guess thats what's driving that. I wouldn't be confident backing either of them though!

[Eamon @CorryEamon]

@GazSmith_Chef a bit of melted chocolate over the top and youll get away with saying they're profiteroles

[Eamon @CorryEamon]

@_pauljoyce Play him at CB instead of Konate for the laugh

[Eamon @CorryEamon]

@EwanMacKenna is he the lad from Blue ?

[Eamon @CorryEamon]

@MikeKearney1 We've entered Ruud Gullit vs Shearer at Newcastle territory...

[Eamon @CorryEamon]

@peterjmcgann @RTELateLateShow Id say Prime Time is your more likely next appearance as part of an expose on the dodgy back street creche industry 😃

[Eamon @CorryEamon]

@CarlowWeather Alien lightsaber

[Eamon @CorryEamon]

@kevinbridges86 its back down and walking again Kev