Cortney Lucarelli

[Cortney Lucarelli @cortdiggy]

Love that they let you know I posted from Earth…like where the fuck else would I be? #flymetothemoon #lifeonmars #uranus

[Cortney Lucarelli @cortdiggy]

@TeamJordyn10 I wanna know when they took the poll regarding the menthol cigarettes..cuz I can attest they were also highly preferred by brunette Lebanese chicks between the ages of 18-29…speaking from personal experience 😂

[Cortney Lucarelli @cortdiggy]

@TeamJordyn10 Mine is accurate! 🙌🏼💚🧡

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

Bro Wayne just said “got a bunch of zeros like a bag of new funyuns!!” FUCK why didn’t I think of that????

[Cortney Lucarelli @cortdiggy]

@TeamJordyn10 They better understand, if I lose another bet im goin off lol

[Cortney Lucarelli @cortdiggy]

Philly & LA better fucking cover or I might come unglued 😂

[FanDuel @FanDuel]

Lou Holtz running across the field to square up with Ryan Day:

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Little awkward carrying this sucker out after a 36-point loss

[Cortney Lucarelli @cortdiggy]

At least my @CanesFootball won today…I’ll take it.

[Cortney Lucarelli @cortdiggy]

UPS store with the tip jar…really? 🤦🏻‍♀️ #ups #whatcanbrowndofortips

[Cortney Lucarelli @cortdiggy]

I could have gone my whole life without seeing that knee injury in slow motion. 🤢

[College GameDay @CollegeGameDay]

This friendship is everything 🥹

[Cortney Lucarelli @cortdiggy]

@_benditbeck @WVCheerUpdates That’s my niece! Way to go Adeyah!!

[Cortney Lucarelli @cortdiggy]

Help this group get #sponsored by U.S. Cellular® on Pear– it’s free & easy! https://t.co/T1BvDM1M3K via @Pear_says

[Christopher Lutz @CLutzy09]

Just got a haircut and a complimentary hand and arm massage with @cortdiggy #MerryChristmasToUs

[Cortney Lucarelli @cortdiggy]

#NowPlaying "Sweet Lady" by Tyrese from Tyrese

When I used to get this song in my pager voicemail lololol ♫ https://t.co/Xhf9WMLW1I

[Cortney Lucarelli @cortdiggy]

#NowPlaying "Fuck You" by Dr. Dre from 2001
Actually listening to the lyrics...I can't 😂 ♫ https://t.co/3BBbyQ6Iww

[Cortney Lucarelli @cortdiggy]

At Grammy & Pappy Lucarelli's about to eat lasagna & carve pumpkins! 🎃 https://t.co/CGW4lrSYUZ

[Cortney Lucarelli @cortdiggy]

@Jmtrouten yea...probably not gonna go...bye bye Golden...deuces ✌🏼️