🚨 @RyanCohen is exposing something much bigger than @eBay. 🚨
He’s exposing the machine.
@eBay has one of the most powerful marketplaces on earth. Millions of buyers. Millions of sellers. Collectibles. Authentication. Global trust. Live commerce potential. Seller data. Payment flow. Culture.
And somehow management made it feel tired.
@RyanCohen walks in and says what Wall Street doesn’t want said out loud:
The business isn’t dead.
The leadership is lazy.
That’s why they hate him.
Because he’s not just trying to buy @eBay.
He’s showing every shareholder what @eBay could be if it were run by an operator instead of caretakers collecting checks.
Live auctions.
Authenticated collectibles.
A true global resale market.
Sellers treated like partners.
Buyers plugged into real-time demand.
A marketplace that actually feels alive again.
This is the same playbook he brought to @GameStop.
Cut the waste.
Stop the corporate theater.
Build the balance sheet.
Ignore the noise.
Make the company impossible to kill.
So when $GME gets walked down after Ryan puts on an absolute masterclass, I don’t see fear.
I see confirmation.
The machine does not attack irrelevant people.
It attacks threats.
@RyanCohen is becoming a direct threat to every overpaid board, every lazy executive, every captured analyst, and every institution that profits from pretending broken leadership is “mature management.”
@GameStop is still here.
Ryan is still here.
Retail is still here.
They can shake the chart all they want.
I’m not fucking leaving.