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surrealism and technology

[cortisol @cortisol]

Overheard: “We're engineers, we want to make data-driven decisions about what we name our children. My app…”

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Nobody:
Millennial companies: Succumb to my marketing you helpless pleb

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I was one place
Now I’m another place
This car is a liminal space
Gone, forgotten
Uber

[cortisol @cortisol]

Sign our petition to rename the city of Palm Bay, FL to Palm Bae

[Brian Roemmele @BrianRoemmele]

1960, Orson Welles explained how he wrangled complete creative control for his first film, Citizen Kane, as well as the value of “ignorance” to break through old ideas.

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I'm looking forward to a future where everybody is sending stupid long emails using chatGPT, and everybody else is summarizing stupid long emails using chatGPT.

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Today’s objective: spices.xlsx

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@abacaj Similar setup (3090ti, 32gb ram) and had the same experience. I was able to get it working by creating a massive swap volume on nvme. Can run it with 25% gpu weight (25 0 100 0 100 0) and its using 16gb of vram. Benchmark takes ages.

[Soren Iverson @soren_iverson]

Option to gift your spam calls to a friend

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Proof of authenticity is an important missing feature for AI chatbots. Once a reply is delivered, it should be signed and a token shared with the user that can be used by 3rd parties in conjunction with the text to validate that the message was in fact generated by the bot.

[cortisol @cortisol]

Introducing TRUTH DENTAL
The only dentist who won’t lie to you and replace all of your teeth with a Chinese implants

[𝓔𝓇𝒾 ☁️ @eritechprincess]

@NWSCLE They warn visitors.

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We pretend to be adults, but a balloon appears and everybody loses their minds

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I know that I had a really good reason to be here, I just don’t know what it is!

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Do you ever walk into a new room and forget what brought you there? Sometimes my whole life is like that

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These new AIs are an average of humanity. What does it say about us that we’re so impressed by them?

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What does it tell you about somebody if they use the word “tribulation”?

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@oliviacraighead obviously Brad Pitt needs to start dating Pete Davidson

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@Rockies Let’s hear a SHEESH on the Jumbotron