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[grandmillenial priest @CortneyHD]

My (very white) 4-year-old is visiting a city for the first time. He’s so excited about public transit and he’s telling us loudly he can’t wait to ride the “Underground Railroad”.

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

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3-in-1

[grandmillenial priest @CortneyHD]

@hpc3 @jones_me2 @ChristChurchNB Knights of [columbus] Ohio

[grandmillenial priest @CortneyHD]

@jones_me2 @hpc3 @ChristChurchNB <side eye from Ohio>

[grandmillenial priest @CortneyHD]

If you have toner left in your copier at the end of Holy Week, are you even doing it right?

[grandmillenial priest @CortneyHD]

@ashleysimp Sounds like the beginning of Holy Week…

[grandmillenial priest @CortneyHD]

Me, to 4-year-old son: “You love daddy, too??? What are the odds?”
4yo: “1, 3, 5, 7, 9.”

[grandmillenial priest @CortneyHD]

“Yesterwednesday” a word my 4-year-old coined to refer to something that happened one week ago today.

[grandmillenial priest @CortneyHD]

Me to J, 4 years old: “J, one day I’ll wipe your butt for the last time.”
J: “What are you talking about? I won’t stop pooping.”

[grandmillenial priest @CortneyHD]

“They don’t have the canned peas they wanted. I know: I’ll get them ground coffee!”

[grandmillenial priest @CortneyHD]

Husband: Damnit!
4-year-old: Damnit!
Husband: of course he repeats that.
4-year-old: of course he repeats that.

[grandmillenial priest @CortneyHD]

@FatherTim Some days 30 seconds. Some days 30 minutes. Dopamine hits the hardest on 2 minute days.

[grandmillenial priest @CortneyHD]

@chaplainbullock Gah- I just caught up on this season and I was pissed when I realized I have to wait a week for the next episode. I usually can’t stand reality tv- why does this show pull me in so well???

[grandmillenial priest @CortneyHD]

@MatherNic I am serving a church that is thriving only because they ignored the advice in this article.

[grandmillenial priest @CortneyHD]

@Rossifer27 Noooooo- I haven’t watched it yet but I brought back my HBO max for it. Anything else good on HBO max?

[grandmillenial priest @CortneyHD]

“I need to go to my office to take care of a work thing.”
30 minutes later:

[grandmillenial priest @CortneyHD]

@AMcKellar17 😯

[grandmillenial priest @CortneyHD]

But really, biggest lesson learned: too many people make it well into adulthood with zero positive interactions with a Christian.

[grandmillenial priest @CortneyHD]

I went viral with “Satanists” on Facebook yesterday. AMA