MGH

Reduced Lazy Pervert (doesn't matt

[MGH @cortspike]

Gradually being relegated to the endnotes of everyone else's life like Pemulis towards the end of IJ.

[MGH @cortspike]

Kicked to the curb, spat on, and left for dead by my closest friends; forced once again to "Graggle It Up" with—heaven help me—the Auckland Art Scene.

[MGH @cortspike]

@peenpounda Sometimes you gotta hit the Graggle Simpson.

[MGH @cortspike]

https://t.co/ugMqi0aeJV

[MGH @cortspike]

The only "woman's love" that a man can enjoy without constant vomit-inducing terror of snidely eroticised defilement is what he gets from his mother, so it's a Real Bummer when that falls through as well.

[MGH @cortspike]

An optimist by nature, I can't continually despair of ever being loved without a strict humiliation regimen—staging such disgraces as ensure, even for a pervert as obtuse, insistent, and delusional as myself, the sustained subjective appropriation of its antecedent foreclosure.

[MGH @cortspike]

Groping in darkness banging into walls groaning drooling shitting myself etc. May be time to enter my Blood-Curdling Scream Era.

[MGH @cortspike]

Steal another mid-clause minute/ staring through the page and at the/ index of anxieties you've/ fruitlessly retabulated/ seven times this paragraph and/ dozens more your inkblot-ceilinged/ solitary sentence thus far.

[wet communications @WetAuckland]

Cultivating boutique psychoses(@cortspike , 2026)

Spike, Court; ‘Boutique Psychoses’, (2026).

[MGH @cortspike]

In 1965, cncgangsta police BEAT ME BLOODY, dragged me in CHAINS from Kennedy New York Airport

[specialcasino @specialcasino]

I am back 😜

[MGH @cortspike]

My Teenage Son Was Radicalised By The Sandringham Manosphere

[hangicel @hangicel]

A Jew crawled out of a storm drain on the corner of Papamoa Beach Road just to show me this image and tell me "You'll never have this," before smacking my creaming soda out my hand.

[MGH @cortspike]

When a male songwriter goes too long without at least *alluding* to being some kind of rapist pedophile monster etc., I genuinely start to feel physically ill. What are you even doing this for, GIRLS? You demented fucking pervert.

[hangicel @hangicel]

I feel like all of the nice looking girls who follow me have a group chat where they debate who likes what specific tweet at what time so as to make me feel as ashamed of myself as possible.

[MGH @cortspike]

Smiling 😃 and Laughing 🤭 as I write ✍️ in the hope that Positive Energy ✨ is thereby magically transfused into my off-putting drivel.

[MGH @cortspike]

Locked out of the Ketaverse by the Ketamachine Elves, fuuuck...

[MGH @cortspike]

Formally perfect chudservation from the 'dornz here, whether true or not—who cares?—of "Jazz" (meme genre). Countless eunuchlike fixtures of normopathic discourse to which it applies: Enrolling To Vote. Having Sex. Knowing How To Drive A Car. FUCK OFF!

[MGH @cortspike]

when bros too busy getting Cognitively Disarticulated and Spatio-Temporally Reconfigured by scpbunni to hop on the game 🙄🙄

[MGH @cortspike]

NOTHING in my life, nothing gentle, soft, or warm, is sheltered from the LURID HORROR, the GASPING IDIOT PANIC, into which everything, every so often, BURSTS AS IF INTO FLAMES! It's chill though.