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Streets saying they're dangling Ashley Klein upside down by the ankles n taking turns hitting him with a bat like a piñata

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the panthers are all i have left. the knights need to feel my pain

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I miss my kittens man they probably think im a fucking moron

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The weather outside is so fucking perfect. Too bad i'm in a stranger's bed staring at the world with a pile of vomit beside me.

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Drunk tweeted about ryosuke kiyasu liking my tiktok last night just to realize it wasn't even a personal notif, he just uploaded a story lol

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@cortspike I can only dream of achieving the enigmatic and somewhat sexy air about myself of which Graggle Simpson exudes. I see myself as more of a Clarence Claymore-type creature

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At the function giving off a generally unapproachable and out-of-place vibe

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@advice_ir2 the 4 speeds in these cars are notoriously dog shit, mine is on its way out n i got a hilux's r151 waiting to go in once it blows up

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"Yea bro lets wait until after he's geeked to knock over a cup in the kitchen so it explodes into a billion glass shards and make him spend 30 minutes cleaning it up while he's fried and then fuckin bite him for no reason"

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lebanese jit tried to staunch me at vtnz while his angry mum was trying to get his license unsuspended #lol

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Took 2 edibles last night n launched kcd2 hoping to feel like a czech peasant but i died to a bandit 5 mins in and alt f4'd

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@Polygon980 in nz they're either not running or drift hacks, no inbetween

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i'd do some strange shit for a road legal fc rx7

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@CletusAwremtcc i did something similar last year too, submitted n emailed the prof like 2 weeks late n he gave me full marks but told me not to tell anyone on campus 😭 wish there were more like him

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@kiwihamlet try go goa gone if u want easy to digest low quality stoner humor, my parents made the mistake of showing me that film as a kid

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reading joseph mooney submissions in law class and all i can think about is his courageous great great uncle not logging off

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i still havent gotten over ubisoft leaving death grips out of the marketing n soundtrack for watchdogs

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like wdym ur gonna tailgate me all the way from botany to puhinui road just to not pull me over

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got harassed by cops literally the entire way home after the #haps cuz they hate to see a lit young man in a handsome vehicle