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[🔞Deborah @DeborahLoaf]

jellyfish: ay yo get off my head !!🪼

crab: 67!!!67!!!!!!!!!🦀

[RubbaBandGrant 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

Them niggas done jerked the ligaments off they knees

[aaron from queens 🇵🇸 @aaronnarraph]

One of the most evil “Personal life” paragraphs on all of Wikipedia

[Sellia @HuntressSellia]

China: invents fucking Mithril
USA: 12k people sick with Shit Yourself: The Parasite under a demented ingrate with brain worms

[🇸🇾عمار🔻 @Amarss_II]

Boring western news: “The economy is shit and oil is expensive”

Cool fucking Egyptian news: FAST AND FURIOUS 🔥😵 CHICKEN HEIST 🐔 🏦

[Super Louis 64 ⚒️ @SuperLouis_64]

Sorry Frontline homies, I found out my gym's wifi is cracked and I can play FFXIV on the treadmill.

Which means every light cardio day will be filled making mistakes on Bard 🫡

[🇯🇴 David Lynch respect moments🇵🇸 @GabagoolEmirate]

"I took a film class and they made me watch citizen Kane"

[kelin @kelin_online]

i spit out my drink

[Polita 🇺🇸 @Poltwit1039]

Do not eat beef that’s not locally sourced for the next couple of years at least.

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

Bugatti is going to sell precisely 1 of these and have to repossess it after Andrew Tate stops making his Klarna payments

[Fluffu @Fluffuistired]

Tae Takami fans

[Morgan your adorkable, huggable, travel-sized AuRa @MorganLfei_XIV]

Your true love is waiting for you on the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV

[bry. 🫧 @fangedmuse]

how faerie limsa be sounding when zone sync is on.

[Mikey @ItsJustMikey954]

This look like Baby Keem cosplaying as childish Gambino recreating The documentary album cover as The Game

[Maple Syrup 🍁 | #ELEANORNATION @SappleMyrup]

As if getting through the first three monsters wasn't bad enough, they gave Omega buffs of:

- An insane speed boost
- Mustard bombs don't despawn, so you're trapped in a constant sea of fire
- They spawn 2 Nerscyllas for the DPS check

HOW IS ANYONE SUPPOSED TO BEAT THIS ⁉️

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

look at how quick ‘support the troops’ turns into ‘shut up and die for israel pussy’

[Ari Wasserman @AriWasserman]

Listen I get this is a serious situation, but Pablo Pledgescobar is objectively hilarious

[pokey pup @Whatapityonyou]

Everyday there’s a new headline like “Republicans Pass Bill Allowing CEOs to Kill Workers”