maysa

maysa for president 2044

[maysa @coryamaysa]

@Spotify outages make me feel like I’m back in the dark ages

[maysa @coryamaysa]

@X needs an update so i can see which contact is associated with accounts found😭😭 got some freaks i need to block

[maysa @coryamaysa]

snapchat sending ads directly to users is insane. first you ruin watching stories with ads every other click and now I can’t even chat in peace 😭😭😭

[maysa @coryamaysa]

FEINING for the new taco bell creations but every single one within a 30 minute radius has a less than 50% rating😭😭idc if i sound gluttonous they need to fix these stores asap lbvs

[maysa @coryamaysa]

@EsteeLauder PLEASE😭please bring back Beyond Paradise scent in its original bottle. I BEG🙏🏼🙏🏼

[maysa @coryamaysa]

fuck it idc I MISS TWITTER @elonmusk when a check mark meant something and my timeline wasn’t flooded with OF “models”😭

[maysa @coryamaysa]

@dykeymadison 😧😧COVERT INCEST. that girl is cooked

[maysa @coryamaysa]

@DynamoSuperX @RhysWortham @Mr_Gossling I didn’t either lol. I guess I ~have~ watched YouTube about it for years but the info seems pretty well known. It’s likely just what the algorithms push me, but I’ve seen lots of edits/short clips of their interactions on the set of iCarly. Worth looking into

[maysa @coryamaysa]

@DynamoSuperX @RhysWortham @Mr_Gossling There’s no way you’re THAT in the dark over the Nickelodeon scandals😭the only reason I believe you is that you don’t pay for verification lmaoo yea the company w the FOOT logo? All creeps 🤣

[maysa @coryamaysa]

@bathbodyworks 🤨🤨

[maysa @coryamaysa]

companies that send multiple marketing emails per day are GENUINELY the worst. so irritating, such a waste of energy and data space, & they always seem to sneak back into my inbox no matter what I do😭 I want rewards not harassment

[Maricia @k_maricia]

Wandering in nightmares.

[maysa @coryamaysa]

jordan jensen & her openers absolutely fucking killed at @HeliumComedyIND last night. & if you missed it? too bad loser, last show of the run. didn’t get a pic w her which i slightly regret bc WHO does free meet and greet??? so awesome but i was too sleepy & lowkey starstruck

[K🧚🏻‍♀️ @Kelebohileem]

asking me for money knowing i got a baby otw in 10 years is crazy .

[maysa @coryamaysa]

the dichotomy of women

[maysa @coryamaysa]

@michaelecox95 @InkMasterbator That seems exactly the demographic to buy a scratcher actually🤣idk where you’re coming from

[maysa @coryamaysa]

degen behavior. makes me so damn sick

[Tiaa💕 @ihearttkayy]

Anybody seen that pregnant girl getting jumped at her surprise baby shower??

[stefanie lyn kaufman-mthimkhulu @stefkaufman]

For those thinking that it’s so easy to just report these people and advocate for yourself, remember that patients get killed every day via direct medical violence and neglect in response to speaking up in the hospital. These people are still directly responsible for your care.

[maysa @coryamaysa]

Snapchat has become so money grubbing and user unfriendly. If I didn’t have streaks 8 years long I’d be done 🤣

[maysa @coryamaysa]

5 years ago today I accidentally got banned from my OG account for changing my birthday💔 RIP #MyXAnniversary