cory canny

[cory canny @corycanny]

@JeremyClarkson westone molded in ear headphones will fix your screaming baby blues.
https://t.co/6ommnUktH2
Disclaimer: I don't work there.

[cory canny @corycanny]

BREAKING NEWS:
2017 STANLEY CUP TO BE PLAYED IN HELL
#WorldSeries #StanleyCup #FlyTheW

[cory canny @corycanny]

What if @realDonaldTrump is Andy Kaufman?
#makeamericahateagain

[cory canny @corycanny]

@nalaniproctor reasonable choice.

[cory canny @corycanny]

@MaraWilson Apparently, you've really let yourself go.

[cory canny @corycanny]

One time, post coitus, the girl said I reminded her of her dad. I'm gonna be a great father... #StrongerTogether #MakeAmericaGreatAgain

[cory canny @corycanny]

Gonna spend the afternoon marginalizing Mexicans. CAN'T WAIT! #MakeAmericaGreatAgain

[cory canny @corycanny]

Started my own Meth Lab. PUMPED! #StrongerTogether

[cory canny @corycanny]

Looking real good.
https://t.co/H4rC8hNXOR https://t.co/mDee7CoXFK

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

The city's looking good. Thanks for helping us #FlyTheW!

[cory canny @corycanny]

Turkraken 2016!

[cory canny @corycanny]

Tell that to Kathy Shelton. https://t.co/9m2vl4ZCDI

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

PRESIDENTIAL

[cory canny @corycanny]

Lol @HillaryClinton talking about people hiding things.

[cory canny @corycanny]

In case my last tweet caused any misconceptions. @realDonaldTrump

[Meet Ottumwa @MeetOttumwa]

This weekend in Ottumwa: Iowa's ONLY horror film festival @halloweenapaloo presented by @prescribedfilms #ExploreOttumwa #ThisIsIowa

[cory canny @corycanny]

Lol @HillaryClinton
Kathy Shelton bullied Thomas Alfred Taylor into raping her. I totally got your back. https://t.co/nDmTSkffbP

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

RT this if you've got Hillary's back tonight. #Debates2016

[cory canny @corycanny]

Shit Mittens. For people who don't like washing their hands in public restrooms. I'm gonna be rich.
#shitmittens

[cory canny @corycanny]

Went to 1 ply at work. Keeping a tally on the wall next to the toilet of how many times I poke my finger thru the paper. #firstworldproblems

[cory canny @corycanny]

@RichardHammond mine's naughtier.