Cory Clark

People's opinions of me range from neutral to jerkwad. My only memories are things I regret. Cat owner.

[Cory Clark @coryclark29]

I have a pack of M&Ms in my jacket pocket from Halloween. Every time I put my jacket on I think Oh baby. I'm gonna enjoy those later. And every time I forget about them later. I just pray I'll remember to eat them before I transition from my fall to my winter jacket.

[Cory Clark @coryclark29]

I just heard that the regatta is going to be July 30th because of the Canada Games. Expect it to be blowing a gale on the 30th and 31st so that the regatta can be in August as God intended!

[Tom Crosbie @crosbie_soc]

My thoughts on how Trump may undermine the military, out now on @DefenseOne

https://t.co/We6VOzqs7b

[Live Nation Ontario @LiveNationON]

JUST ANNOUNCED: Juno Award-nominated and Polaris Prize short-listed musician @heytimbaker returns to Toronto on December 12th, this time at The Danforth Music Hall in support of his new album, "Full Rainbow of Light." Grab tickets Friday at 10am: https://t.co/nVW38t0GOn

[The Telegram @StJohnsTelegram]

Laura Churchill, first woman to hold the position of CEO for PictureNL, answers 20 questions

Women in leadership roles is incredibly important, says Churchill

https://t.co/vBy6A1U7fE

[Cory Clark @coryclark29]

Will I cry more during Pat's final episode on Friday or during the next shitbag's first episode? Only time will tell. #wheeloffortune #sajak

[Ben Kaplan @bkaplan4]

🧵 With the news that TNT might lose the NBA, it’s time to share the story about Ernie Johnson and the @NBAonTNT halftime show he made for my Bar Mitzvah.

It began w my dad and ended w me being called a drug addict & ballhog (fair, tbh) in front of family & friends

(1/X)

[Cory Clark @coryclark29]

Currently eating from a bag of shredded cheese and peeking through the window while my girlfriend moves her car so that her neighbor can snowblow her driveway. Feeling pretty good.

[Nathan W Pyle @nathanwpyle]

me [after spilling beer on microphone]: oh man I hope the pianist doesn’t sing about this

pianist: and the piano it sounds like a carnival

me: phew

[The Newfoundland Embassy @thenlembassy]

Every Sunday, we will be hosting our Industry Night, starting at 4pm!

• Quidi Vidi Crown & Anchor $7 pints 👑
• Jameson $5 shots!

This Sunday is Selina Boland playing at 5!

Monday, Open Mic with Brandon Walsh & Peter Fewer at 930!

• Buckets of Millerlite on for $23.75

[Cory Clark @coryclark29]

Sorry if this is over sharing but it's the first time in my entire life that I've ever done something with aplomb.

[Cory Clark @coryclark29]

I had to give a urine sample today. I filled that cup with aplomb! #likeaboss #strongstream #flowking #bigtank

[Cory Clark @coryclark29]

Saw this at a neighbor's house. God bless our boys!

[Cory Clark @coryclark29]

I read the first tweet and felt good that the guy probably got to see Alanis here. Then I remembered the rest...fuck that guy.

[Cory Clark @coryclark29]

I talked to a guy last week who said he'd worked at the same place for 10 years and if they wouldn't give him a month off to go see Alanis Morissette then he wouldn't work there any more.

[Cory Clark @coryclark29]

It may not surprise you to learn that he was later permanently banned from the bar we were in for being a creep to some ladies.

[Cory Clark @coryclark29]

Update: my Tupperware drawer is still pretty organized. I'm not exaggerating when I say this might be my greatest accomplishment in the past year. Top five over the past decade.

[Cory Clark @coryclark29]

Finally got my Tupperware drawer organized. Gonna be a sweet couple of days while this lasts.

[Cory Clark @coryclark29]

I did the naloxone training at the @thenlembassy . I got a little light headed when the needle came out but the nurse said I was a very brave boy for finishing the training!

[Cory Clark @coryclark29]

@outportmodern There was no crackhead...I was the worst performer...again 😞

[Cory Clark @coryclark29]

I wasn't the worst one at open mic tonight. A new personal best! Shout out to the crackhead who ran in and grabbed the mic to scream obscenities at the crowd for 45 seconds.

[Cory Clark @coryclark29]

@janezstyle Ghosts?

[The Newfoundland Embassy @thenlembassy]

Friendships come in many forms 🫂

Some people are childhood friends, some people are work friends, some family friends

But the bonds that have been formed behind the bar here are absolutely priceless ❤️ We appreciate each and every one of you!