Cory Jacob Comedy

Actor/Comedian on TV and in real life.

[Cory Jacob Comedy @coryjacob]

https://t.co/j2iLsHPXvT
TONIGHT, Thursday! 8pm Burbank Moose Lodge.
Come out for free, donate what you can. All comics from TV! Part comedy show. Part Game Show! Come on out!

7pm Cocktail hour $7 drinks "U Better B Funny Mic" Funniest gets a spot on the main 8pm Show

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Thurs Aug 22 Burbank Moose Lodge 8pm Link to free tickets!
ALL comics from TV! https://t.co/RvEhT4g01u

#free #comedyshow #burbank

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Burbank Moose Lodge #1 Comedy Show! Thurs July 25 8pm
PREMIUM LINEUP- All comics from TV! Food trucks 7pm
Host @coryjacob
HEADLINER- @eddiepepitone
Lineup- @ahamedweinberg
@audreystewisart
@jennyzigrino
@ronlynch1
Tix- https://t.co/XXt6ES8ECn
#burbank #LAcomedy

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Tonight Thursday June 27
Burbank Moose Lodge 8pm show
7pm Burnt To A Crisp Food Truck
Comics from- Kimmel, Late Show, Comedy Central, Netflix!
Use code "reddit" for Free tickets!
https://t.co/EaBRA318yI

@myBurbankNEWS #burbank #losangeles #standupcomedy

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Thurs! Burbank Moose Lodge tickets- use code "member" for half off!
https://t.co/EaBRA318yI

#burbank #comedyshow #losangeles

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@robbiegoodwin That walking thing looks older than his girlfriend wife

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Sometimes when you do standup you get paid in art.
#tbt #2020 #comedy

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My main resolution for this year is to get severely addicted to nicotine gum, and then completely overcome my addiction to nicotine gum. All in the same year.

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

A man attacked a Clark County judge in court today after she denied his probation. 😬

[Cory Jacob Comedy @coryjacob]

EVERYTHING is cultural appropriation. Think about that.

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Filters are for cigarettes, not faces.

[Cory Jacob Comedy @coryjacob]

My next door neighbor in apartment complex is a menacing ex gang banger meth addict in recovery and last night he had a friend over and his door open and he was reading the Bible out loud at a kindergarten reading level. It was very inspiring .

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It's fun to listen to "Hello" by Adele as a beautiful love song from overweight Adele to her future skinny self.

#music #adele

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Hows your day going? I was just talking to my dead brother and asked him to flicker the light.

#deadbrother #spiritworld #manifestation

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@TheGeneral_0 @generalstatic Leftover fabric from the curtain factory?

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When I get old I will become an expert at inspecting all fruits!

#retired #lifegoals #bucketlist #oldpeople #fruit

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Today I am "I totally understand why men in a long-term relationship sit in their car for 30 mins before going inside" years old.

[Cory Jacob Comedy @coryjacob]

Had a business account meeting today at @WellsFargo ! I trust them with all the money I have, and in return they can't provide a restroom for me to use. Crazy. Wells Fargo, you crazy. I had to pee the whole meeting.

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Idea for serial killer inspiration-kill anyone who leaves you a voicemail. Don't delete message, leave the obvious clue. Police find voicemails, reveal the common link of why these people were killed. Everyone understands and empathozes with the killer. Not guilty verdict. GO!