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6’ 7” and super strong in real life

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@stoolpresidente Emergency press convergence. Michigan is GreenBay

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@SharpFootball That’s not a dirty hit

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@patbev21 @Ballislife Hey man. We all know none of us could ball with you. But say that shit differently.

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@jimmycarr Everytime you say toothpaste a child in Africa withers away. What do you brush your teeth with?

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Without a doubt, worst decision I’ve ever seen.

[Tom Bogert @tombogert]

BREAKING: Per FIFA's regulations at the World Cup, the USMNT cannot appeal Flo Balogun's red card.

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@nickysmokess Hope you’re okay man. If you need help, I’m here.

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@danabeers Why aren’t you in at least satisfactory shape?

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@danabeers @KaticMichael How does one get so wide without ever having a Big Mac?

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@BFW Love a 50 year old man caring about this. You do have nice hair tho

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He’s dressed like The Mystery Machine

[Shannon @shanrocksnwa]

Ok, just Brad Pitt talking about Neosho, MO. I���m like 30 mins from there. It’s a pretty small town.

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@_jackmcpherson Will is more likely to have a wig. But. Hear me out. Taylor has Lego hair. It’s been a decade I’ve been shouldering this take cuz I’m a leader.

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@chicagobars Favorite bar in the city. Very underrated food!

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@AaronNagler Love any win you get in this league. But back to this. There’s got to be some obscure analytics that support this? Or is everyone in the league smoking the same drugs?

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@JuMosq I will shed a single tear every time I see him in that god forsaken uniform. RIP Kenny

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@DanteTheDon if Nick wasn’t at Barstool, he’d be in line getting a drink at Hook and Ladder. Like way in the back. Game respect game.

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@DragonflyJonez Need him to hit Ben Stiller with a Blue Steel from Zoolander

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@hum_dunkin Big Motion

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@el_budget Candidly…did either team get better today? Is this the succession plan in LA?

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@DragonflyJonez Man I went to high school in Iowa with folks like this. Definitely seen this mf wearing AllBirds at the YMCA trying to eurostep. Bro needs to stick to clarinet lessons. So gratuitous.

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@el_budget I know 32 teams that would love him on the roster