Cory Shea

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Gas rationing has arrived in Trump's America.

Great work, Chairman Donald!

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

This is what Trump did on 9/11.

[das 🤎 luca haas' manager @wolfbiird]

the worst person you know just made a good point

[TheIntelFrog @TheIntelFrog]

"small potatoes"

[Warren @swd2]

20 days? You and I would’ve been under the jail.

[Steve Letizia @StephenLetizia]

People saying Ian Cunningham traded for Gervon Dexter because he was there when the Bears drafted him are misguided

Everyone knows Matt Ryan is the primary football executive in Atlanta. Ian Cunningham has no say whatsoever

[Zara Quinn @_Zaraquin]

Imagine your country falling apart and your biggest concern is renaming a lake. What a fucking joke.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

JD Vance’s boss has pardoned over 70 people for committing fraud.

[😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry]

MAGA isn’t just a cult, it’s a cult of the dumbest motherfuckers who ever lived.

[MiamiFaithful @MiamiFaithful01]

You fucking people are morons. Yeah, you trump voters and supporters. He treats you like morons and you accept it because you are morons.

[Clint Goss @NFLDraftDome]

Condolences to the kid at LSU who practiced all summer, about to get cut a week before kickoff because Dae’Quan Wright couldn’t find a spot in the NFL

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Fingers crossed

[Lauren J @thespinzone]

Hear me out: A sports network that shows nothing but scores and highlights with the focus being on the sports and not the people delivering it because no one gives a fuck about them cause we tune in for the.....wait for it...sports.

[Conor Fitzpatrick @CTFitzpatrick]

Maybe culture has passed me by, but I don’t understand today’s ESPN. As a kid, I had ESPN/ESPNNews on nonstop because they had nonstop sports highlights/news and sports are awesome. Who decided people prefer “hot takes” shouting clowns over… sports?

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨 JUST IN: The price of ground beef has skyrocketed to over $7 per pound.

It is now 30% higher than it was under the Biden Administration.

[Covie @covie_93]

boebert was out here telling drag queens to "stay away from the children" when she should be telling that to her son.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Hey @libsoftiktok found one for you.

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

Texas: ‘Don’t Mess With Texas’

Trump: ‘I’m gonna bulldoze a beloved National Park and build a border wall so I can get kickbacks from contractors’

Texas GOP: ‘Sounds good, Boss.