Cory Williamson

Husband. Father. Laker.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

It took several days to count every ballot in 2020, and it’s very likely we won’t know the outcome tonight either. So please keep a few things in mind as you make your voice heard today:

– Thousands of election workers around the country are working hard today. Respect them. Thank them. 

– Don’t share things before checking your sources. 

– Let the process run its course. It takes time to count every ballot.

[Cory Williamson @corywilliamson]

@DaveKluge Curious what the data is on longevity? In your list of QBs past their rookie deal, only Kyler Murray remains with his initial team - and his time may be limited there. How does that compare with QBs taken at 2-10? I'd bet teams prefer consistency over single-season stats?

[Cory Williamson @corywilliamson]

The soundtrack to my youth. #RIPMathewPerry

[Cory Williamson @corywilliamson]

@PLLakersLive Feed is black. Can’t see anything.

[Cory Williamson @corywilliamson]

@plhsfootball Is the game cancelled? What’s the latest?

[Cory Williamson @corywilliamson]

If I think of the happiest moments in my career - the best pitch, most successful project, biggest raise. All pale in comparison to the moments of being a dad. Every win is bigger, every loss harder. I’ve grown more as a dad than I ever have as in my career.

[Grace Clarke @graceclarke]

Unpopular opinion:

Having children sounds terrifying.

As if I’d lose myself, my relationship, and my career. Yet everyone seems to do it.

Are you all happy?
Happy mostly when they’re older and you have people to come home for Thanksgiving?

I wish people would honestly reply

[Cory Williamson @corywilliamson]

One of us! One of us! One of us!

[State of Hoppy @StateOfHoppy]

For all the Swifties out there, I just saw this on TikTok…

Rate Taylor Swift’s MN Soccer Mom impression on a 1-10 scale

Bonus points if you can tell me where specifically in MN you’d be most likely to hear someone say this verbatim

#TaylorSwift #TaylorSwiftTheErasTour

[Cory Williamson @corywilliamson]

As much potential as AI has for our future of working, we should all be very very worried about how it’s so easily integrated into mainstream media. The propaganda engine has never turned faster.

[Cory Williamson @corywilliamson]

Has anyone posted AI images of movie characters, using only descriptions from their related novels as the AI prompt? Would be interesting to see.

[Cory Williamson @corywilliamson]

Is someone going to tell her?

[Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 @mtgreenee]

I would have bought the king of beers, but it changed it’s gender to the queen of beers.
So it’s made to chill from here on out.

[Cory Williamson @corywilliamson]

@allenholub I think you have to caveat this for what kinds of teams and which type of software. I’d argue waterfall has its place for agencies and “known” software builds such as replatforming, etc. Many software agencies struggle with the concept of agility as a result.

[Cory Williamson @corywilliamson]

@BarstoolBigCat Put some respect on Phog Allen’s name.

[Cory Williamson @corywilliamson]

@joncon16 For what? A Culver’s butter burger?

[Cory Williamson @corywilliamson]

@PaulCharchian Penelope Toasted or Smoke Wagon Uncut. SW has to be found in Wisconsin unfortunately.

[Cory Williamson @corywilliamson]

@BMileskiKFAN @jgkfan Was just in Edina High School this weekend for a cheer comp. Man, they love their banners!

[Cory Williamson @corywilliamson]

“Oh, you might own the Bucks one day? I already own the Bears.” - AR probably

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Major News: Aaron Rodgers Is Reportedly Dating Milwaukee Bucks Heiress Mallory Edens https://t.co/lHCM6mUHoh

[Cory Williamson @corywilliamson]

@AndyMoriarity @BuschBeer You already have one! MoreBeer. Moving on.

[Cory Williamson @corywilliamson]

Gotta love it

[Stephanie Sutton @Steph__Sutton]

Today is @TomBrady's 45th birthday.

I asked @AaronRodgers12 if he sees himself playing until that age in the @NFL.

Here is his answer.

[Cory Williamson @corywilliamson]

Jordan Davis and his family seem like great people. Love seeing people like that succeed. That’s my only tweet of the draft. #NFLDraft2022