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@monkey_duck @PleaseBeGneiss Lyle Lovett was the Billy Joel of Arthur Millers.

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@factpostnews Raking in $2B+ in the last 18 months and he can't afford a more convincing wig?

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@StairMasterNem @kwehzy

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@djcows @BenjaminPDixon If AI research focused on machine learning to make useful breakthroughs like this, people might see the value in that. But doubling utility rates and dumping pollutants into the water just to serve the word guessing machines and child pornography generators seems a bit wasteful.

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@i_zzzzzz @michikoconuts I thought their particular brand of annoying was rendered unnecessary by the existence of a Courtney Barnett/Kurt Vile duet album, but here we are.

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@hansonji @Microinteracti1 Didn’t Jon Stewart call it the turn your head and cough award?

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@EricSyfdroid1 @DavidAFrench His followers do wear his sign on their foreheads.

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@proud_native_am @shanethevein Be careful about drawing too much attention to this or the idiot SecDef may block her promotion for “reasons.”

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@jwilcox79 Exactly. If there were any remnant of principle or courage in the Republican Party, then the president *wouldn’t* have this much power.

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@quendergeer Yes, but what if he left to go get a mortar so he could murder all the innocent bar patrons?

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@JoseAMarcial1 @JoJoFromJerz Haha “50 hour week.” You counting the hours he spends late at night attention seeking like a teen girl on social media?

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@TomN81094262 @JamesMartinSJ As much as conservatives claim to value alpha males, you sure have lined up behind a whiny ass bitch. Anyone who from the office of the president can’t muster the dignity to say something neutral or kind about someone who has just died is no kind of president and no kind of man.

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@realtrumpstein

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@BenjaminSWeiss @patrikiwi Can’t wait for someone to ask what Mike Johnson thinks about the president disclosing someone’s health details without their consent. It would be difficult to use his usual line that he hasn’t heard anything about it when he was sitting right next to the man.

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Irony had a pretty good run. I’ll miss her.

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@mcfc_son @electionsjoe You’re speaking as if we live in a world where the lessons of history are considered in policy making. You’re looking at an administration that can’t learn from what happened last week, let alone from the past five decades of international meddling.

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Nice of Redfin to remind brown people it’s their job to convince their white neighbors that they’re human.

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@penjaminj420 @DefiyantlyFree This is blatantly untrue. Trump doesn’t drink whiskey.

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@BillAckman Odds are the Danes are going to come to the table with military access, which we already have. And Trump will act like he won something in the negotiation. Or, they’re just trying to draw it out long enough until his attention span turns to something else, as it’s so often does.

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@Amy_Siskind 1 out of 5 dentists don’t recommend sugar free gum.

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@holy_schnitt @lmegordon And for those sites where I did create a password, why do you insist on sending me a stupid little code?