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[Jack N. Offman @jacknoffman]

My dad made a reddit account

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

Your mom and I are getting a divorce

[pidud 💫 @pidud_]

You can tell a lot about a language based on its vocabulary. Eskimos have 50 words for snow, on the other hand, the Chinese…

[Ezzi🇮🇶 @EzziReal]

Dear @Meta, please fix Kurdish to English translations.

Cause what the fuck am I reading on my feed.

[Skreddah @Skreddah]

What type of beer push you down pulls your ass out and bust on your back wtf

[Sholto David @addictedtoigno1]

A tool used to rephrase plagiarised text changed "final solution" to "mass killing of an ethnic group" in a chemistry paper. Now retracted thanks to a PubPeer user who spotted this.

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

Just saw a cop without a service weapon #HereComesTheTickleMonster

[IdkTest @IdkTest_06]

kill your extended family after your 10th meal of the day drill

[𐫱 arcove 𐫱 @dschorno]

AI filmmaking is ushering in a golden age of high-fidelity realization of the world's most retarded sci-fi premises

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

TRUMP: GOOD CHANCE SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN

[Pubity @pubity]

Malaysia's Minister of Religious Affairs has sparked international backlash for claiming too much work 'turns you gay'.

He believes that severe overwork and stress leads you toward an "LGBTQ+ lifestyle".

[kos_data @kos_data]

🇦🇱🇷🇸 An Albanian man saved a Serbian businessman from being sucked out of Ryanair plane after a window broke during the flight.

"None of the cabin crew helped"

"One man, I think he was an Albanian, was incredible. He did all he could to bring him in and then tried to block the window. We are eternally grateful to him." - said the wife of the Serbian businessman.

[primordial soup kitchen @fernbirg]

Here Bond, a cyanide pill disguised as a mint. You can use it to kill yourself in a pinch. And this Bond, is your watch. It’s fitted with a detonator to kill yourself if necessary. And of course your gun, the Walther PPK. Only one bullet though so save it for if you’re captured.

[Mariam @Gaismair]

New Commander-in-chief is this guy btw

[Shakiest Gun In The Ozarks @burnside_king]

@MilHistNow Meanwhile in the Corps:

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

The George Washington National Forest is so beautiful.