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it's 16 miles to the promise land / and I promise you I'm doing the best I can

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me, scouring the spice drawer for @tacobell fire sauce

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@briebriejoy why are we continuing to hear from people who have never actually been elected to anything

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@Chinchillazllla bellllllly

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@PeterTwinklage There's a king of the hill episode about this, but with Hank's dog who just hated repair men

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@theashleyray I have a motion sensor light that can do then as you walk in! It doesn't even require the light to be on all night

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@WaywardWinifred @People4Bernie why is she running for politics and not being a failed comedian..

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@WhitneyPuppy under $5 where I lived, but yes 🥲

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what do these speeches look like on the teleprompter? Do you think it's written with stage direction about where to look?

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@jasminpigemoji what does this mean?? I watched Obsession for the first time tonight, and I still don't get this

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@jasminpigemoji Just&t is a weird thing to read, linguistically

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@offbeatorbit I've worked in food service for 15+ years and it's amazing what people who have never worked a service job think are acceptable

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found out my tv tracking app is shutting down and now I hate this timeline even more 😔

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@isaiah_bb @Srirachachau first thought when a long empty building starts burning is 'oh I bet the landlord is doing that for insurance'

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only made better by the arrested development post immediately behind

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I can't stop thinking about this post

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@mothrabiollante only two episodes are out so far, but we're enjoying it so far! But I'm also ready for this show to get WEIRD like the books eventually do

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anyone else get an email from Quip saying they're switching from toothbrushes to AI??

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I lied there’s no sex we’re watching Little Shop of Horrors (1986)

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@CantEverDie Squidbillies-ass response lmao

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@pepperjellies St Denis is great!! Highly recommend, especially in the second season

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i don't like **** ***** for SNL but I am laughing