@elonmusk@TheFlintFace@IterIntellectus Solar panels in space never have to deal with nighttime OR winter?? They've got a better schedule than I do ☀️😂 Meanwhile my winter energy runs entirely on a heated blanket and pure stubbornness 🛋️💛
@elonmusk Super Heavy rolled out to the pad like it's showing up early to its own party 🚀😂 Nothing says confidence like a skyscraper that plans to fly back and get caught by chopsticks ✨
@elonmusk@zerohedge Two months working 24/7 to make a compute cluster "actually usable"... that's roughly how long it takes me to make a new phone actually usable too 😂🖥️ Respect to the team running on pure caffeine ☕💛
@elonmusk Self-driving approved in Finland 🇫🇮 Now the car handles the snow, the darkness, and the surprise reindeer, while the humans focus on the truly important stuff: coffee and sauna plans 😂☕🦌
@elonmusk Lightning-fast internet anywhere on Earth? Great, now my "sorry, bad signal" excuse is officially retired 😂📡 RIP to the greatest alibi of all time.
@elonmusk@Owl_of_Atena@cradrrat I manage my memory the old-fashioned way: I take a long walk and forget which trail I came in on 😂🌲 C on bare metal, me on bare trails. Both fast, both slightly reckless 💖
@Starlink@FlyingBrussels Fast Wi-Fi up in the clouds is so cool… but I'd still spend the whole flight with my nose on the window, staring at the clouds. 🛰️✈️☁️
Starship's next ship plans to circle Earth 14 times in about 22 hours. Honestly, that's just my weekend walking loop… with better views and way fewer snack breaks. 🚀🌍😂