jenny

The room is on fire, and she’s fixing her hair

[jenny @Cosmonauttttt]

@_Sc00bz_ Unfortunately 🥀🥀🥀

[jenny @Cosmonauttttt]

Work having an oat milk sponsored silent disco while I’m actively being ghosted #blowmyshitsmooveoff

[jenny @Cosmonauttttt]

Aho hat-trick pls

[jenny @Cosmonauttttt]

Literally every European I’ve interacted with follows up with the question “what state?” Pls relax

[kc @sendboots]

On a group tour and the guide asks everyone where they’re from, absolutely everyone says the name of the country they’re from except the Americans who say their state
????????????

[jenny @Cosmonauttttt]

@infodexx TORILLE 🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮

[jenny @Cosmonauttttt]

@ijcicchini Physically cringing at every promo

[emo nostalghia @takeths2yrgrave]

Best Buy commercial for Fall Out Boy's From Under The Cork Tree, the Black Clouds & Underdogs edition, 2006

[eve @csiirac]

white people be like my dad is my plug

[pallasmaxxer @pallasmaxxer]

You obviously have never been to the Netherlands

[Detroit Red Wings @DetroitRedWings]

The beautiful game

[Lance @dilphpickle]

@LILUZIVERT

[frog @frogsforu]

maybe if U were a frog U would not be in that situation

[Jordan van der Hagen @TheJvandy]

NO MINING CLOTHES.

Marquette, Michigan

[jenny @Cosmonauttttt]

I saw an elderly lady on my walk holding up her also elderly Dachshund over a fence so it could watch the pigeons and I hope to someday experience such kindness

[jenny @Cosmonauttttt]

I don’t want to jinx it but I think I have secured visa sponsorship IK GA NIET WEG 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱

[pestle @pestleee]

*stores you in a cool, dry place*

[charlotte @femaleuncle]

Sometimes having to finish a protein bar is exactly like being shot with a gun

[jenny @Cosmonauttttt]

@reallybigtrout Jack and Jill fell off hard

[bigasstrout @reallybigtrout]

Michigan is the greatest state in the union. Si quaeris peninsulam amoenam circumspice mother fucker.

[jenny @Cosmonauttttt]

it does help a little