Josh Merrick

Old school nerd and lover of flying-saucer type giant robots that crash a lot. Known to enjoy Lime Crush more than is healthy. Blog at

[Josh Merrick @cosmosrules]

@fimango Yup! Why they changed it I don’t know. Annoying. But thanks! You’re a doll ❤️

[Josh Merrick @cosmosrules]

@fimango Did DMs disappear here? I don’t check this too often but I don’t see em anymore?

[Josh Merrick @cosmosrules]

@fimango If you were over and didn’t fall asleep I’d feel like I’m doing something wrong. Like you should be comfortable enough to do that!

[Josh Merrick @cosmosrules]

@fimango I was gonna say “you’re wearing pants for once?!?” Then I read your tweet and yeah makes sense. Also can I say not taking any shit Fiona is such a delight? I’m always over here cheering and saying “go get them assholes!” Cause they always deserve it

[Josh Merrick @cosmosrules]

@fimango You’re spitting fire today. Let em know what’s up.

[Josh Merrick @cosmosrules]

@fimango That’s not true! Your mistakes don’t define you! Yes they shape who you are but I still think you’d be the same awesome person no matter your current state.

[Josh Merrick @cosmosrules]

@fimango I view this as humorous, but that’s it. You’re obviously much more complex than this, and that’s what makes it funny. And if this is your type, so what? Enjoy what you want!

[Josh Merrick @cosmosrules]

@fimango It can’t and never will understand what you’re asking. It’s limited by what humans put into it, which is frequently taken without permission. It seems to be leading us to an area where critical thinking is being lost as we are “Googling” answers instead of coming up with our own

[Josh Merrick @cosmosrules]

@fimango Let’s put aside the environmental concerns for the moment, as they are very real but not the point of this. The canyon sized space between what it can do and what people think it can do is enormous. It is good for some specific stuff, but fails at most complex things. 1/2

[Josh Merrick @cosmosrules]

@bestgirlyazy You picked the worst time IT IS SO COLD HERE IN ALBERTA

[Josh Merrick @cosmosrules]

@bestgirlyazy Ok I was gonna say! Your hands look weirdly naked? Like the nails are not my thing but you do you. And this is the first time I think I’ve seen them without the nails on and it hit weird.

[Josh Merrick @cosmosrules]

@bestgirlyazy So he’s a switch? TIL!

[Josh Merrick @cosmosrules]

@fimango No one in history has suffered as much as you have. I hope you can get through this tremendou trial with your sanity intact. If you need to reach out, don’t and instead buy another pair of shoes 😜

[Josh Merrick @cosmosrules]

@fimango I have yet to taste a sweet tea that I like. Iced tea is better. Drank so so much tea in Japan and nary a sugar packet in sight.

[Josh Merrick @cosmosrules]

@fimango Who are you? It’s like I don’t even know you anymore! 😜

[Josh Merrick @cosmosrules]

@fimango Well you should really do something about this jerk! I suggest making them stay in bed, possibly with a cat. Maybe a good book. Some snacks as well. That’ll show em!

[Josh Merrick @cosmosrules]

@fimango Oh wow so creative! Maybe if he also liked food! Maybe even breathing, or existing.
Personally I want someone boring and who is super lame. Negative rizz. Just absolute beige wallpaper.

[Josh Merrick @cosmosrules]

@G0ffThew And has been since the beginning! Tamers over literally everything Pokémon excepting maybe Concierge. That’s good shit there.