Miss Panda

I am part of all that I have met. I talk about depression and anxiety, a lot. she/her. 🇨🇦

[Miss Panda @fimango]

Americans be like:

A: Hey! Where y'all from?
Me: Calgary
A:??
Me: Alberta
A:??
Me: Canada. I'm from Canada.
A: Oooooh.
Me: How about you guys?
A: Utah. That's in the States.
Me: We know. Because, we studied geography in school and shit....

[Miss Panda @fimango]

@Dendritic_View Maybe try turning it off and back on again

[Miss Panda @fimango]

Is it still a “wake and bake” if I didn’t go to sleep, and therefore didn’t do any waking?

[Miss Panda @fimango]

I’m not asleep and I cannot find any clean underwear.

[Miss Panda @fimango]

Does the Costco food court open right when Costco opens?

Could I get chicken strips right at 9am?

Asking for me.

[Miss Panda @fimango]

@cosmosrules I think there’s a chat button on the bottom right of the buttons

[Miss Panda @fimango]

If you aren’t OK with me accidentally falling asleep on your couch randomly, maybe we aren’t good enough friends for you to invite me over to your place.

Nap attacks just happen sometime. It’s out of my control.

[Miss Panda @fimango]

I’m at a friend’s place and because he works at home, I asked him if I could come over and body double/cowork together.

But like, would it be weird if Ijust took a little nappy nap. Why am I so tired. 🥱😭

[Miss Panda @fimango]

The desire to nap is strong.

[Miss Panda @fimango]

@NoMoreMisteaks Fascinating!!!! Thank you for sharing that.

[Miss Panda @fimango]

@KellyKEditing I've been loving all the Rae Dunn gems I find at Homesense these days.

How else am I supposed to know to sip, gulp, drink or slurp the liquid unless it tells me?

See, practicality. Brought to us by Winners and co.

[Miss Panda @fimango]

@cosmosrules hahaha you're always my biggest supporter josh! thank you for being such a fantastic friend

[Miss Panda @fimango]

When men ask me if I'm interested in fwb and I tell them we can be friends or we can have benefits.

But we cannot be fwb

And they show their true intentions that they only want my body.

1/3

[Miss Panda @fimango]

Free candy is free candy. I ain't about to look a gift horse/white van in the mouth.

[Miss Panda @fimango]

@ThatJust___That It's ok. I unconditionally love her anyway.

[Miss Panda @fimango]

My cat literally pushes her hard skull into any and all parts of my squishy body at all times of the day, whenever she wants to cuddle, but when I do it she gives me bombastic side eye?

Ok fine you fucking hypocrite. I see how it is. #CatsLovers #fuckingcats

[Miss Panda @fimango]

@cosmosrules OMG i literally just messaged someone telling them i woke up with sassy pants tattooed onto me this morning....

[Miss Panda @fimango]

Also it’s a joke. Don’t come at me.

Literally, don’t came at me because we ain’t fwb.

3/3

[Miss Panda @fimango]

Bitch bye. 👋

Please let the door hit you on the way out. Hard.

Because you sure as fuck ain't hitting this ass hard.

2/3

[Miss Panda @fimango]

@ThatJust___That I did not!

[Miss Panda @fimango]

I need a swift kick in the butt please. My eyes are sleepy but I have an assignment due. #gradschool #DoCsStillGetDegrees