Americans be like:
A: Hey! Where y'all from?
Me: Calgary
A:??
Me: Alberta
A:??
Me: Canada. I'm from Canada.
A: Oooooh.
Me: How about you guys?
A: Utah. That's in the States.
Me: We know. Because, we studied geography in school and shit....
If you aren’t OK with me accidentally falling asleep on your couch randomly, maybe we aren’t good enough friends for you to invite me over to your place.
Nap attacks just happen sometime. It’s out of my control.
I’m at a friend’s place and because he works at home, I asked him if I could come over and body double/cowork together.
But like, would it be weird if Ijust took a little nappy nap. Why am I so tired. 🥱😭
@KellyKEditing I've been loving all the Rae Dunn gems I find at Homesense these days.
How else am I supposed to know to sip, gulp, drink or slurp the liquid unless it tells me?
See, practicality. Brought to us by Winners and co.
When men ask me if I'm interested in fwb and I tell them we can be friends or we can have benefits.
But we cannot be fwb
And they show their true intentions that they only want my body.
1/3
My cat literally pushes her hard skull into any and all parts of my squishy body at all times of the day, whenever she wants to cuddle, but when I do it she gives me bombastic side eye?
Ok fine you fucking hypocrite. I see how it is. #CatsLovers#fuckingcats