Mark Cotterill

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@MrMichaelSpicer Any plans for Wigston Liberal Club? I might be able to get you in free for bingo.

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@London_W4 Same window?

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@monstroso Less eloquently, I thought it a bit wank.

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@elonmusk You're forgetting Rick Astley.

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@NeilDotObrien Father Jerzy Popiełuszko?

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@ValtteriBottas @tiffanycromwell State of that pool table!

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Afternoon Miles. What time are the Inspirals on stage at Leicester tonight? Cheers.
@mileshuntTWS

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@miami_rick @goodyear Frogger?

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@rpd_pacer @TravelodgeUK Did he wank immediately after shitting, or give it a while for the whiff to dissipate?

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@sleafordmods Any plans for Wigston Liberal Club? Could possibly get you free for bingo.

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@OldPlot Apols. Just heard Steph on 726.

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Steph and Rick done with APG?
@OldPlot

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@PintsBeauty @Guinness_Global Inherited this beauty from an uncle.

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@prodnose On the right?

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@JonathanPieNews Great night in Leicester yesterday. Glad you told the chatty cunts up front to pipe down. Was slightly anxious about your right trousers leg being stuck in the back of your boot.

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@rootsmanuva Jools. 08.

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@Mike_Batt Same goes for hearing voices in your head.

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@Degzy12 @racingblogger Grilled tomatoes should keep their nose out when is comes to breakfast. They're complete twats.

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@StanCollymore Partick Equipe off the market?

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@EricIdle Tail-end Charlie.