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[Cotton Trill @cotton_trill]

Fucking insane stat

[Jacob Calvin Meyer @jcalvinmeyer]

Coby Mayo HR rate vs. LHP this season:

11.3%

Barry Bonds' HR rate in his 73-homer season:

10.9%

[ijbol adjani @onbeinganangel]

in a world filled with normal guys, be a pedophile

[ℂ𝕙𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕒𝕟 @M4X_POW3R]

Is sandwich twitter a thing? I would like to join sandwich twitter pls

[beth @bethbourdon]

hello, i’m a democratic congressman/woman. i know it costs $50 to fill your gas tank with the cheap gas, you have to pull out your credit card to keep food on the table, and you can barely afford housing. that’s why i’m online today posting lies about hasan piker.

[Mohammad @MargBarAmerica]

The long term consequences of the failed Iran War are beginning to reveal as we hear about crop yields being down from fertilizer shortages, diesel increasing, etc. but Democrats refuse to campaign on the looming crisis bc they fundamentally support the Iran War. So they decide to talk about a Twitch streamer every day instead.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Philadelphia has the correct sports priorities: psychotic obsession with the pro sports teams, casual “hey, good for them” support of the college teams made up of teenagers and twenty year olds.

It’s the south and midwest that somehow fucked it up and got those two reversed.

[Y. I. Otter @Dons_Lawn_Salon]

if I'm a billionaire who needs some lot lizard slizz in a hurry you bet I'm doing it in a town with "Palestine" in the name because you know the story getting deboosted by the algorithm. Chess not checkers

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Deshaun Watson doesn't really have the arm strength to overly threaten defenses downfield these days, the mobility is pretty far away from prime levels following the two Achilles tears, and the accuracy isn't consistent, especially on the move. BUT the entire fanbase hates him.

[Caitlin Cooper @C2_Cooper]

Best plural forms ranked:

1) internal (tours de force, culs-de-sac)
2) ending in -i (magi)
3) is to es (oases)
4) suppletive (people)
5) vowel changes (geese)
6) f to ves (thieves)
7) adding en (oxen)
8) no change (moose)
9) adding es, ies (boxes, babies)
10) adding s

[Ebo @EBoKnowss]

Been seeing a lot of discourse on here about position players pitching

I’ll never forget when Chris Davis came in touching 90, throwing splitters, and striking out 5x All Stars

[Cotton Trill @cotton_trill]

Narvaez is so awesome. Nobody wants to hear it but Adley would have dropped that ball

[Santi🔜NYFF64 @Straw_hat_Santi]

Counting or not counting Samurai violence

[Spenny Powers @ravens4dummies]

Adley gone suddenly Gunnar spending time with someone who knows what they’re doing send tweet

[Olive (Like the Reindeer) @GayOliveGarden]

Community in 2026:

Troy and Abed: "we are non-binary lesbians"

Annie: "aww you guys- girls... theys?"

Britta: "Claiming queer identity is a big deal, an an AFAB-"

The Dean, dressed like Sabrina Carpenter: "I'm working late, cause I'm Jeff Winger🎶"

[*Proceeds into the Innermost Chamber* @coolestdudeyet]

It's time to stop having honest conversations about mental health. Let's all shut the fuck up for a change.

[Miroslav 🇨🇳⬛⬜ @slavomir_YU]

Late Soviet era type event

[Cotton Trill @cotton_trill]

A true legend and champion.

[Baltimore Ravens @Ravens]

No one embodied what it means to be a Raven quite like O.J. Brigance.

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

Can't say the score out of respect for Jayden Daniels

[Cotton Trill @cotton_trill]

This kind of behavior should get you demoted to Low A until you can act like an adult

[Ben Verlander @BenVerlander]

Anthony Volpe lost both team challenges in the first AB of the game 😂