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trying to make this about something else

[kirby @cottonballer]

Nick Dunne and O'Bannion might be the closest we'll ever get to the real #BenAffleck

[kirby @cottonballer]

needs to be some kind of @BookCameo #RayaApp hybrid #BigTech #BigOil

[kirby @cottonballer]

@SteveDanay @uedp @kfuj34 I have seen Die Hard 2 though. It was on at the gym like 10 years ago

[kirby @cottonballer]

@kfuj34 @SteveDanay @uedp +1 on Rope. My favorite combo of English language, less than 90 minutes and gay undertones

[kirby @cottonballer]

@_personero @SteveDanay Quite good on the ‘10s and ‘20s too dude

[kirby @cottonballer]

@jennlynnjordan mystery!!! same girl

[kirby @cottonballer]

@jwbernier you have extremely enviable coping mechanisms!!

[kirby @cottonballer]

@jennlynnjordan omg will need u to share the drama bts next time we meet

[kirby @cottonballer]

[eats one Morningstar veggie patty with Kraft American single] I could do this. I could be vegetarian

[kirby @cottonballer]

@david1bradford Can I go!

[kirby @cottonballer]

so turns out boiled wine is STILL not the same as mulled wine #foolmeonce

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

yes im pressing play on viva la vida

[kirby @cottonballer]

@ericbees gonna leave my spot as disorganized as possible then

[kirby @cottonballer]

if someone wants to nominate me for a home organization show i would not be mad NO OTHER SHOWS dr drew, dr phil etc

[kirby @cottonballer]

@jennlynnjordan girl same still searching for my best angle because they're all great

[kirby @cottonballer]

@jennlynnjordan 😍

[kirby @cottonballer]

WHAT AISLE ARE YOUR TACO KITS

[kirby @cottonballer]

Sup twitterheads if I do my laundry in the bathtub will a tide pod not work

[kirby @cottonballer]

the best way to cook (maybe the only way) is to just @google the ingredients you already have and the appliance and see which results come up, like “lentil egg shallot oyster sauce nonpareils lime juice baileys mozzarella oven”

[kirby @cottonballer]

@_personero come on man!!