Average Paul

once upon a time, there were people, in a place, doing things, slowly they got dumber and dumber and dumber and now you are up to speed. welcome to twitter

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“Go fuck yourself”
-Elon musk

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i mostly just feel sorry for #CoreyPerry, that poor motherfucker

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@BCFerries Aparently it was a problem with the Berth Control system.

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@NHTSAgov What if you feel BETTER?

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“$ROOM” — OptionRoom https://t.co/SzuOmDc3Tx

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Never thought I’d live to see the day where if being active, going outside, eating home grown organic produce, and having good company is your definition of a health, it makes you a conspiracy theorist.

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@MMCrypto Do you ever sleep!!???🍋

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@MMCrypto Yes!!!!!!!🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋

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@RudyGiuliani Hopefully you.

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“Covid doesn’t discriminate, it doesn’t care if your grandmother is having her [last] birthday”

-Bonnie Henry

@bonniehenryclub

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I can’t believe that @AwakenWithJP stole that podium yesterday!

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@davepaciello Love it!

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@Dogecoinrich Maybe @kanyewest could get the word out! Or maybe he’ll buy a few mill of Doge!

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@Dogecoinrich Maybe @ParisHilton could help. I hear she’s in the crypto game.

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@Dogecoinrich Much wow of course

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@CBCStephenQuinn love it. “Nose to the grindstone” #goodwillhunting

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The new @TimHortons coffee cup lids are why I have trust issues.

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@CBCStephenQuinn what about Bowen island school? Don’t forget us 😢

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“We know that the climate is changing, yes, but it is not because of climate change.”

-Conservatives

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While trump was doing all the campaigning who was doing the Presidenting?