Coty Stone

[Coty Stone @cotystone21]

@CarrisonFjord I feel like he def did… just in some other ways lmao

[Coty Stone @cotystone21]

@tomfoolery_band @CarrisonFjord @Donzart get ‘er

[Coty Stone @cotystone21]

Couple of things here:
1) have someone designated to burn everything you ever wrote when you die
2) this is why you don’t deserve love @KarenKilgariff

[Coty Stone @cotystone21]

@reese_brune look no further

[Coty Stone @cotystone21]

My grandma wants me to find a copy of her hardcover 1986 Readers Digest North American Wildlife book so we can both look up stuff together while we’re on the phone but I don’t know how to tell her it’s vintage and cost over $100 now...

[Coty Stone @cotystone21]

*goes to Marshall’s to find adult clothes*

*buys long sleeve Halloween pjs, a shower curtain with tiny ghosts on it, 5 fall candles and cat food bowls instead*

[Coty Stone @cotystone21]

in my defense, I was left unsupervised...

[Coty Stone @cotystone21]

Me: :(
“Foster for a bunch of kittens needed”
Me: :)

[Coty Stone @cotystone21]

@whattessa Girl, you became a teacher in the year 2020. You’re doing quite literally heroic work, as far as I’m concerned. Those kiddos have got a good one, you’ve got this💕

[Coty Stone @cotystone21]

@whattessa From experience, grad school panic moves don’t fix all the problems 😅 No one has anything together right now and I’m always a phone call away!

[billy chapata. @iambrillyant]

never confuse contentment with happiness. just because you have the capacity to accept it, doesn’t mean that it is what you deserve.

[Coty Stone @cotystone21]

@KateLechler I’ve been thinking the same thing

[Coty Stone @cotystone21]

@cinabinette That should be your tinder bio honestly

[Joy Marie Clarkson @joynessthebrave]

These lines of Sylvia Plath should be our 2020 motto: “trekking stubborn through this season of fatigue, I shall patch together a content of sorts.”

[Coty Stone @cotystone21]

@jillboard I thought this was like another one of your lesbian discourses, about Channing Tatum thinking he could control Rachel McAdams or something in that movie, and I didn’t even question it until I opened HBO just now

[Coty Stone @cotystone21]

@LynsiElizabeth

[Coty Stone @cotystone21]

@LynsiElizabeth oh that’s called being a republican

[Coty Stone @cotystone21]

@cinabinette